I just caught up with TAOMAB

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Color me shocked that she has not had another child. 

SHOCKED. 

[pagas]

Really? I thought she seemed like an only child type person.

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But how could she possibly focus 100% of her energy on gifted precious Lexi if she has another?!

[jlt19]

Wow. I haven't thought about this blogger in forever. I think the last time I remember is when people were mocking her "coming home from the hospital" dress.

[Kristinmo]

She is still photo shopping that poor girl's hair blonde.

[eb777888]

Oct 22, 2014 10:43:58 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Protecting fetuses from the gay is really stressful.

Not to mention the OB is totally checking out her vag. 

[Kristinmo]

She recently did a post where she says Lexi has only had 1 tantrum in her in her entire life. Then she goes onto say they never ever say no to her. OF COURSE SHE'S NEVER HAD A TANTRUM!

I really hope they are planning to homeschool for the sake of the kindergarten teacher that would otherwise have to deal with that.

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Oct 22, 2014 11:14:33 GMT -5 kooshball said:

Where is the other kid? I only see lexi?

Huh? She only has one kid.

[birdistheword]

Why do we think she's photoshopping the kid's hair and chub?

[falada45]

Oct 22, 2014 11:23:48 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

Does this child need glasses or are they an accessory? Because sometimes she is wearing them and sometimes she isn't.

Maybe they are reading glasses.

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Oct 22, 2014 10:46:41 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

But how could she possibly focus 100% of her energy on gifted precious Lexi if she has another?!

That kid is adorable. 


You know Elana HATES that she wears glasses. 

[Kristinmo]

Oct 22, 2014 11:21:07 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Why do we think she's photoshopping the kid's hair and chub?

In Instagram pictures her hair is brown.

[cville]

Oct 22, 2014 11:42:45 GMT -5 falada45 said:

Oct 22, 2014 11:23:48 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

Does this child need glasses or are they an accessory? Because sometimes she is wearing them and sometimes she isn't.

Maybe they are reading glasses.

This is giving me church giggles.

[rex]

she is wound way too tight to possibly have another child. it's hard to spend a year planning to ttc when you have your precious to focus on.

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Oct 22, 2014 11:23:48 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

Does this child need glasses or are they an accessory? Because sometimes she is wearing them and sometimes she isn't.

I think that is crazy mom wanting pics without. 


I wonder if they still co-sleep. 


She is a weirdo about toxins and crap.

[MarmeeNoir]

Apparently, her daughter is an ENFP. LOL

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Oct 22, 2014 12:41:33 GMT -5 MarmeeNoir said:

Apparently, her daughter is an ENFP. LOL

That entire post made my head hurt.

Her kid doesn't "tolerate" being alone, so someone always has to be playing with her?

I want to say ELENA CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELF?!?!

[meganew]

Oct 22, 2014 11:13:30 GMT -5 Kristinmo said:

She recently did a post where she says Lexi has only had 1 tantrum in her in her entire life. Then she goes onto say they never ever say no to her. OF COURSE SHE'S NEVER HAD A TANTRUM!

I really hope they are planning to homeschool for the sake of the kindergarten teacher that would otherwise have to deal with that.

That self calming post made me LOL. I love how she's apologizing all over the place for her mistake of trying to brush her kids teeth. It was all her fault her daughter had a tantrum!! Not, you know, because she's 2.

[daisybuchannan]

Oct 22, 2014 12:03:40 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Oct 22, 2014 11:44:12 GMT -5 Kristinmo said:

In Instagram pictures her hair is brown.

It looks brownish in some of her blog pics too. I think it's that weird in between shade. It probably looks different in different lighting and with different cameras. She's probably just unintentionally making the hair look lighter in some pics when she changes the exposure and color balance on her photos. If she were trying to pretend she had a blonde kid, you'd think she'd be more committed.

My kids hair looks red in some Instagram pics! I'd say it's actual dirty blonde in real life.

Now I'm going to check up on the blog Haven't read this one in years.

[pinkpinot]

I love to hear what Elena's definition of a tantrum is. Because that will explain to me how her child has only had 1.

Also. In her "About Me" section she says her daughter has been speaking since 2 weeks old.

Excuse me. I just died.

[daisybuchannan]

Ok I just opened the blog and saw an old pic from her wedding. Is she joking or being irony with those bangs?? Wtf!

[daisybuchannan]

Oct 22, 2014 13:22:50 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Oct 22, 2014 13:15:03 GMT -5 daisybuchannan said:

My kids hair looks red in some Instagram pics! I'd say it's actual dirty blonde in real life.

Now I'm going to check up on the blog Haven't read this one in years.

Yeah, E's hair looks kind of red in my sig, but it's not at all. I didn't even PS that pic.

I mean, I photoshop most pics I post of him to trim his figure (duh), but I leave the reddish hair.

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You guyz....she put on 7 lbs since the child was born. 7!!! Ohmigoooood.

OK, that's probably skinny shaming. But if you're going to write a blog with bikini pics shaming yourself for it and praise yourself for a 12min workout routine, is it fair game?

[Deleted]

I'm reading the Stuff Lexi Says and my eyes are about to roll out of my head.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

I'm dying at the About Us page. Oh, if only someone would come along and rescue me from Ohio as well! And they really spend all of their time together? Come on, I feel like her husband needs a LITTLE time alone to masturbate. To other guys.

[BeagleMama]

Oct 22, 2014 13:57:54 GMT -5 toledo said:

Exactly what I picture whenever I read her stuff...

[roxysoxy]

Oct 22, 2014 13:17:33 GMT -5 pinkpinot said:

I love to hear what Elena's definition of a tantrum is. Because that will explain to me how her child has only had 1.

Also. In her "About Me" section she says her daughter has been speaking since 2 weeks old.

Excuse me. I just died.

LOL at her daughter speaking at 2 weeks old.

[pugz]

I think she said once Lexi is a "high needs" child so they can't imagine adding another.

I don't think she's high needs so much as she's completely spoiled by their "gentle parenting" techniques and none of them know how to spend alone time, set boundaries, or say NO.

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Oct 22, 2014 11:22:46 GMT -5 kooshball said:

Oct 22, 2014 11:17:02 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Huh? She only has one kid.

ah oops, read the OP wrong. ITS EARLY HERE.

It's 1:52pm and I read it wrong too.

[Sloane]

I love the personality type, "high excitement, high energy..." holy fuck you guys, I think I have a two year old.