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Post by emsumm on Oct 23, 2014 8:20:34 GMT -5

Maya: how does daddy stick his penis in your buns and make a baby??
Me: how do you think?
Naomi: someone opens mama's butt, and then he just sticks it in her butt!

In retrospect, perhaps this wasn't the right time for turning the question around.

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rupertpenny Elder Posts: 11,385 Likes: 17,026	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 8:20:59 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rupertpenny on Oct 23, 2014 8:20:59 GMT -5 Lol!
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cville Elder Posts: 30,603 Likes: 136,927	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 8:22:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cville on Oct 23, 2014 8:22:13 GMT -5 "Buns." Hee hee hee.
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joenali Elder Posts: 15,160 Likes: 12,098	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 8:22:44 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by joenali on Oct 23, 2014 8:22:44 GMT -5 Dead.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 8:23:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 8:23:38 GMT -5 dying at "buns"
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Deleted Posts: 0	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 8:28:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 8:28:56 GMT -5 omg, lol!
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jreeds Senior Member Posts: 7,960 Likes: 7,785	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 8:31:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jreeds on Oct 23, 2014 8:31:13 GMT -5 Lol! Out of the mouths of babes...
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mudslide Senior Member Posts: 7,482 Likes: 2,404	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:00:05 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mudslide on Oct 23, 2014 10:00:05 GMT -5 Omg.
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panbitch Full Member Posts: 2,092 Likes: 1,371	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:01:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by panbitch on Oct 23, 2014 10:01:02 GMT -5 gigglesnort
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cbwm1 Elder Posts: 13,189 Likes: 13,875	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:02:22 GMT -5 emsumm likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cbwm1 on Oct 23, 2014 10:02:22 GMT -5 Tears. At my desk. lolllllll I adore your girls so, so much.
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shostakovich Senior Member Not Harry Potter. Posts: 6,371 Likes: 10,250	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:05:08 GMT -5 MWOS, mudslide, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shostakovich on Oct 23, 2014 10:05:08 GMT -5 Little do your (adorable) girls know, lots of people stick it in buns so as not to make babies
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tripleshot Senior Member Posts: 9,205 Likes: 7,726	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:05:51 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tripleshot on Oct 23, 2014 10:05:51 GMT -5 Omg lolololol!
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bcv513 Senior Member Posts: 7,693 Likes: 10,783	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:06:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bcv513 on Oct 23, 2014 10:06:51 GMT -5 Your girls are much more advanced than I was at that age! I thought you got pregnant from kissing. lol
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Deleted Posts: 0	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:16:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 10:16:22 GMT -5 OMG LOL!!
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adhdfashion Senior Member Posts: 8,554 Likes: 3,013	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:43:28 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adhdfashion on Oct 23, 2014 10:43:28 GMT -5 Mia thinks getting married is how you get a baby. She told me Daddy and I need to get married again because she wants a brother.
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winelady Full Member Posts: 3,075 Likes: 804	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:45:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by winelady on Oct 23, 2014 10:45:22 GMT -5 Lol!! Buns!
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Post by wambam on Oct 23, 2014 10:46:26 GMT -5

Oct 23, 2014 10:06:51 GMT -5 bcv513 said:

Your girls are much more advanced than I was at that age! I thought you got pregnant from kissing. lol

A little kid in kindergarten told me it was when "adults kiss in bed naked" lol

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Deleted Posts: 0	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:46:58 GMT -5 via Tapatalk BaliHai likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 10:46:58 GMT -5 OMG ahhhhahaha I'm not ready for this conversation. Ever.
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SKP82 Elder Posts: 10,945 Likes: 7,851	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:47:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SKP82 on Oct 23, 2014 10:47:16 GMT -5 Well, girls, you can't actually get pregnant that way.
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margarita Full Member Posts: 4,167 Likes: 2,346	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 10:48:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by margarita on Oct 23, 2014 10:48:44 GMT -5 Omg. LOL!
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Oct 23, 2014 10:43:28 GMT -5 adhdfashion said:

Mia thinks getting married is how you get a baby. She told me Daddy and I need to get married again because she wants a brother.

That is exactly what DS thinks. He thinks I have been married 3x. lol

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my4girls Full Member Posts: 3,650 Likes: 2,297	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 11:18:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by my4girls on Oct 23, 2014 11:18:11 GMT -5 hahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa
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Deleted Posts: 0	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 11:54:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 11:54:30 GMT -5 Nope, I cannot ever answer these questions.
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lilac05 Elder Posts: 18,805 Likes: 16,943	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 12:54:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lilac05 on Oct 23, 2014 12:54:00 GMT -5 LOL!
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emsumm Elder Posts: 10,700 Likes: 8,000	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 12:54:08 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App MWOS, pennypenny, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by emsumm on Oct 23, 2014 12:54:08 GMT -5 We have a book that explains everything since I'm pregnant. It's...technical. Maya's first question was if she could watch.
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emjacobs Senior Member Posts: 6,131 Likes: 2,500	Thanks for the idea! (wilted) Oct 23, 2014 13:14:55 GMT -5 nicbreeful, pennypenny, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by emjacobs on Oct 23, 2014 13:14:55 GMT -5 That only happens when mama's been drinking... a lot.
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Post by stellas on Oct 23, 2014 13:43:13 GMT -5

Oct 23, 2014 12:54:08 GMT -5 emsumm said:

We have a book that explains everything since I'm pregnant. It's...technical. Maya's first question was if she could watch.

OMG nooooooo!

Lmao.

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Oct 23, 2014 12:54:08 GMT -5 emsumm said:

We have a book that explains everything since I'm pregnant. It's...technical. Maya's first question was if she could watch.

Did she want to watch birth or making the baby?

If I thought some rando was coming in to open moms butt I might want to watch too so I could avoid them in the future.

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Oct 23, 2014 10:06:51 GMT -5 bcv513 said:

Your girls are much more advanced than I was at that age! I thought you got pregnant from kissing. lol

Yep! Somehow I caught the opening scene for Look Who's Talking and I seriously thought the sperm were traveling down the woman's esophagus to her stomach to make a baby.

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