Does calling DH "Son of a Jack Wagon" on the regular count? Usually blurted when I realize he put his dirty dishes on the counter above the dishwasher instead of in the dishwasher (again) or him asking me to find something that is right in front of his face.
It has to be these because these are the ones I say the most. I need to work on it. David dramatically says "OH MY GOSH!!!!" when he can't believe something. I hate the whole kid/mirror thing.