the salt person was about someone posting about being offended by the addition of salt to a meal she cooked by a guest who had not yet tasted the meal. I should change it, but I'm lazy.
Oh, shit now I get the joke. The last horse crosses the finish line.
Ugh, that dancing salt person gif is worse than the waving clown one of the mods has in her sig.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny