My friend is having a Halloween gtg and then we're heading out to some bars after that, and I have been told that costumes are mandatory. I fucking HATE dressing up, it makes me so uncomfortable. For reference, when I was around 5 years old, I dressed up as a "grown up lady" for Halloween.
So, please give me an idea that is better than:
a) wearing a name tag with a different popular 80's name, and going as my long-lost twin sister
or
b) buying some of the 90's clothes that are back in stores and some dark red lipstick, and going as myself in high school.
Obviously I cannot relate to this at all, so I have questions. LOL. Do you not want to not look like yourself? Or don't want attention drawn to you? Or...other things? This will inform my suggestions.
Obviously I cannot relate to this at all, so I have questions. LOL. Do you not want to not look like yourself? Or don't want attention drawn to you? Or...other things? This will inform my suggestions.
Hahaha, I know! Yes, I think that's it (I don't want to not look like myself). I can't explain WHY, but yeah. And it's not that I don't like attention, trust me. lol
I don't want to really invest and time/money into it because I don't enjoy it. That's why I'm leaning toward sarcastic things that I will obviously have to explain to people.
Ok, in that case I think "me in high school" would be really cute. I also think that you kinda have a Corey Mason thing going on, so this would be pretty great.
Ok, in that case I think "me in high school" would be really cute. I also think that you kinda have a Corey Mason thing going on, so this would be pretty great.
I do love that movie!
Ok, I think I figured it out. I don't want to be anyone people will recognize because then they'll be able to tell how little effort I put in/how badly the idea is executed, without me getting to make a joke about said lack of effort. I'm complicated, ok?! lol
Post by darkling_glory on Oct 24, 2014 10:41:07 GMT -5
One year I wore a big trench, those giant sunglasses and carried a "script" with me. I kept my hood pulled up and told people, "no pictures!" I was a movie star hiding from the paparazzi. Bonus if you get someone to follow you with a camera.
Ok, in that case I think "me in high school" would be really cute. I also think that you kinda have a Corey Mason thing going on, so this would be pretty great.
I do love that movie!
Ok, I think I figured it out. I don't want to be anyone people will recognize because then they'll be able to tell how little effort I put in/how badly the idea is executed, without me getting to make a joke about said lack of effort. I'm complicated, ok?! lol
I SEE.
My only response is that people really give zero fucks about this, haha.
Ok, I think I figured it out. I don't want to be anyone people will recognize because then they'll be able to tell how little effort I put in/how badly the idea is executed, without me getting to make a joke about said lack of effort. I'm complicated, ok?! lol
I SEE.
My only response is that people really give zero fucks about this, haha.
Oh yes, I am aware that the vast majority of people give zero fucks about 99.9% of the things I think they could be judging.
Post by jennynumbers on Oct 24, 2014 11:23:34 GMT -5
Wear all brown, put a brown sash around you will marijuana leaved taped to it and ta-da, you are a pot brownie. I've been thinking of doing this myself.
Wear all brown, put a brown sash around you will marijuana leaved taped to it and ta-da, you are a pot brownie. I've been thinking of doing this myself.
I did not win the brownie sash on ebay. I am 100% certain the winner will be a pot brownie for Halloween though. It sold for $37(!) at the last second, so that was too much for me. lol
I would like to thank alabasterangel for drawing my attention to this link, which reminded me of my true Halloween soulmate, Jim Halpert. LOL
I'm taking notes. Just found out today there is a Halloween costume contest at work on Friday and I have nothing. I literally threw my Flo from Progressive stuff out when we moved last month.