"No sweetie, my phone won't get the elephant/cow/train/bus/tiger video... Only daddy's phone can do that"
"I'm sorry, but we are out if peanut butter. Daddy and I are the entire Costco sized jar last night after you went to bed. How about some cereal for breakfast since you've had peanut butter for two out of three meals for the last week?"
Post by shananagins on Oct 24, 2014 11:10:02 GMT -5
"Sorry, Mommy's phone is broken" "M&M's are only for Mommies. That's why they have an M on them" "I don't know where Green Eggs And Ham is. Let's read this nice short book instead"
"Caillou isn't on right now." We were watching Netflix.
This happens on the regular lol. I try to quickly scroll through to get to a different show or go straight to Search. If she sees a picture of Caillou/Curious George/etc, I'm screwed. Melt down ensues.
The girls have become obsessed with certain things being out their windows in the car. C has a meltdown if something isn't out her window. "Look C the babies' house is out your window!!" L "no it's not, it's out my window!!" Cue meltdown.
They were out of pony costumes at the costume store so I found something close enough to look like rainbow dash. Damn $50 costume.
I tried one of these lies today by telling DS that we don't have Toystory on the tv anymore. He broke down into tears and I felt mean, so I told another lie when I said I 'fixed it'