Returned from my shift at the bounce house.

[stellas]

(Passes hand dramatically over eyes)

It was as bad as I thought it would be.

At one point it actually collapsed. Screaming kids inside. 10 men bounding for it to lift it up, so said screaming kids could claw their way out. Apparently they'd bounced the bounce house up against the wall and popped the air pump loose.

So.many.tiny.people.

I was pulling it back away from the wall again with a strap, slipped, and fell on my ass.

At least no one puked in it?

Dh took the kids around to the carnival activities while I did my time. We are now animatedly discussing the concept of Fall Fun nannies.

Also, it was like one giant sea of Elsas and Ninja Turtles.

[stellas]

Exhibit A: lol

[Monica Geller]

That sounds like hell. You need a drink:

:drink: :beer:

[jlt19]

I'm sorry, but this was really funny.

[stellas]

I am forever burdened with the mental image of my fellow bounce house moderator pulling a kid out of the entry hole, with a drool string stretching from the kid now outside of the bounce house all the way to an unknown point in the interior.