Things you don't expect to say

[cna]

Today at soccer practice I said "no more putting fish in your water bottle".

[notreallyirish]

"You can do nothing to your heiny."

This was at the end of a ridiculous conversation with DS1.

Me: "Stop scratching your heiny. I will put lotion on it in a minute when we get home."
DS1: "Ok."
Me: "Stop scratching your heiny!"
DS1: "I'm just tickling it."
Me: "Stop tickling your heiny."
DS1: "Well, what can I do to my heiny?"
Me: see above

[Deleted]

"No, you don't shave your penis." Brought on by me joking about shaving DS's face and tummy with a comb.

[cna]

Oct 24, 2014 21:26:38 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Look, so far it's all parents of boys who have to say bizarre things about nether regions on the regular.

Of course. If he had his way, DS2 would walk around all day with his hand down his pants.

[broccolisgirl]

Said to ds2 during ds1's diaper change... stop trying to touch your brother's junk. This is not a baby toy.

[captainmal]

"Get your tongue out of the dogs mouth now."
My toddler is so gross.

[fancynewbeesly]

"Lambie doesn't go on your vagina. Lambie has germs"

Reese as soon as she is getting dressed/undressed takes her super gross/icky lovey and puts it on her vagina.

Ewwww

[yanakimou]

Oct 24, 2014 21:26:38 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Look, so far it's all parents of boys who have to say bizarre things about nether regions on the regular.

J just started grabbing at his during diaper changes.  

[mamaalysson]

Oct 26, 2014 11:05:31 GMT -5 yanakimou said:

Oct 24, 2014 21:26:38 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Look, so far it's all parents of boys who have to say bizarre things about nether regions on the regular.

J just started grabbing at his during diaper changes.  

Not just boys.  I've lost count of the number of times I have told DD "Hands out of your panties!"  "Hands out of your vagina!"  "That's private touching!" in a day.  Holy cow.

And yes, the boy is all over his penis too.  DH came up to me all serious the other day.  "DS has a stiffy...do you think it's 'cause you breastfeed?"   Ummmmmmmm, no.

[dizzycooks]

"Stop forking your sister!" Trying to stab her sister to pretend eat her.