Time to fake my death..

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Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:13:03 GMT -5 via mobile Pom, kangaroo11, and 31 more like this

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Post by sunnysideup488 on Oct 30, 2014 9:13:03 GMT -5

I had to stop at work this morning before running DD1 to preschool. She came into the office with me. One of the women in the building wears a little too much makeup.

She saw DD walk into the office with me so she stopped

Her - 'Hi, how are you!?'

A grabs my leg 'mommy, I don't like clowns'

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lauralala Full Member Posts: 3,922 Likes: 1,897	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:14:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lauralala on Oct 30, 2014 9:14:34 GMT -5 OMG. Did you run away?
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sa Full Member Posts: 3,347 Likes: 870	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:14:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sa on Oct 30, 2014 9:14:52 GMT -5 This is hilarious! How embarrassing! How did the woman respond?
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sunnysideup488 Junior Member Posts: 852 Likes: 1,039	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:16:41 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sunnysideup488 on Oct 30, 2014 9:16:41 GMT -5 Oct 30, 2014 9:14:34 GMT -5 lauralala said: OMG. Did you run away? I shuffled her into my office quickly, all while apologizing to co-worker. Ugh!
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halfpint Senior Member Posts: 9,131 Likes: 7,965	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:17:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by halfpint on Oct 30, 2014 9:17:20 GMT -5 Fantastic.
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imojoebunny Elder Stephreloaded Posts: 10,752 Likes: 5,888	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:17:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by imojoebunny on Oct 30, 2014 9:17:34 GMT -5 Oh my. That's a tough one. Hopefully, the woman has a sense of humor. Poor woman.
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mbcdefg Elder Posts: 36,728 Likes: 81,757	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:18:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mbcdefg on Oct 30, 2014 9:18:12 GMT -5 LMAO
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AAM2012 Senior Member Posts: 9,676 Likes: 8,472	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:18:09 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AAM2012 on Oct 30, 2014 9:18:09 GMT -5 HAHAHAHA! That is awesome
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tine New Member Posts: 463 Likes: 288	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:18:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tine on Oct 30, 2014 9:18:10 GMT -5 This is hilarious!
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Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:19:45 GMT -5 via mobile sa, redwino, and 3 more like this

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Post by sunnysideup488 on Oct 30, 2014 9:19:45 GMT -5

Oct 30, 2014 9:14:52 GMT -5 sa said:

This is hilarious!

How embarrassing! How did the woman respond?

She just kind of looked at me. She said nothing. Just stared. Maybe she wanted me to discipline my child.

I didn't really know what to say. Because I could totally see A's point of view.

How am I going to explain the difference between clowns and people who wear make up like clowns to my 4 year old? Haha

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Susie Elder Posts: 20,974 Likes: 22,796	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 9:24:31 GMT -5 So_Fetch, SJ, and 11 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Susie on Oct 30, 2014 9:24:31 GMT -5 omg, from the safe distance of the internet that is amazing.
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delawarejen Full Member Posts: 1,591 Likes: 608	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 10:23:23 GMT -5 LoveTrains, pbutter, and 8 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by delawarejen on Oct 30, 2014 10:23:23 GMT -5 I'm picturing someone who looks like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show. Hilarious
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So_Fetch Senior Member Posts: 5,077 Likes: 3,768	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 10:31:32 GMT -5 Marmee likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by So_Fetch on Oct 30, 2014 10:31:32 GMT -5 I needed a good laugh this morning. Sorry you have to find a new job. lol
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Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 10:57:44 GMT -5 via Tapatalk

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Post by WinterWine on Oct 30, 2014 10:57:44 GMT -5

This is amazing!! And so incredibly awkward. If she really wears that much makeup, I wouldn't be surprised if she had a kid say that to her before.

I'll be curious to find out whether the makeup gets toned down next week.

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jene Senior Member Posts: 9,491 Likes: 10,259	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 10:58:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jene on Oct 30, 2014 10:58:39 GMT -5 This is amazing!
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changedname Full Member Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1,697	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 11:02:11 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by changedname on Oct 30, 2014 11:02:11 GMT -5 Out of the mouths of babes! Love it
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ECB Elder "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin Posts: 26,397 Likes: 33,324	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 11:03:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ECB on Oct 30, 2014 11:03:59 GMT -5 LOL! Maybe she'll listen to your DD and wear less make-up tomorrow...
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zitiqueen Full Member Posts: 2,900 Likes: 2,171	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 11:53:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zitiqueen on Oct 30, 2014 11:53:20 GMT -5 This is hysterical! We need an update tomorrow.
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hopenotlost Full Member Posts: 1,156 Likes: 765	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 12:05:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hopenotlost on Oct 30, 2014 12:05:53 GMT -5 Hahahaha omg that's awesome. I'm also not taking my kids in public for awhile now, just because karma will catch up to me now that I laughed hard at this.
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sunnysideup488 Junior Member Posts: 852 Likes: 1,039	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 12:47:04 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sunnysideup488 on Oct 30, 2014 12:47:04 GMT -5 Oct 30, 2014 11:53:20 GMT -5 zitiqueen said: This is hysterical! We need an update tomorrow. I promise to add an update tomorrow if there is one. Or I'll let you know if she is just as clowny. Haha.
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starburst Full Member Posts: 4,111 Likes: 3,387	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 12:59:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by starburst on Oct 30, 2014 12:59:42 GMT -5 OMG!
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tacosforlife Senior Member Those are two things I could rant about all day - the patriarchy and old people. Posts: 8,000 Likes: 20,198	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 15:28:04 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tacosforlife on Oct 30, 2014 15:28:04 GMT -5 I love your daughter.
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wavepool Full Member Posts: 3,747 Likes: 1,211	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 15:30:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wavepool on Oct 30, 2014 15:30:22 GMT -5 this is hilarious!! (for the rest of us)
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blondemoment123 Elder Posts: 15,729 Likes: 18,742	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 18:05:12 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by blondemoment123 on Oct 30, 2014 18:05:12 GMT -5 Omg!
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trident0 New Member Posts: 453 Likes: 227	Time to fake my death.. Oct 30, 2014 21:32:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trident0 on Oct 30, 2014 21:32:28 GMT -5 Oh man. Perhaps she will wear a costume tomorrow.
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simpsongal Elder "I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer." Posts: 16,253 Likes: 13,077	Time to fake my death.. Oct 31, 2014 11:57:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by simpsongal on Oct 31, 2014 11:57:58 GMT -5 From the mouths of babes...
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Time to fake my death.. Oct 31, 2014 13:34:37 GMT -5 via mobile orangeblossom and bostonmichelle like this

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Post by sunnysideup488 on Oct 31, 2014 13:34:37 GMT -5

So. She is still just as clowny today.

Bright pink eye shadow and lipstick.

She said hi to me. No mention of A's comment.

But, now I'll never look at her the same without thinking clown.

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Post by sunnysideup488 on Oct 30, 2014 9:13:03 GMT -5

Post by lauralala on Oct 30, 2014 9:14:34 GMT -5

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Post by sunnysideup488 on Oct 30, 2014 9:16:41 GMT -5

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Post by tine on Oct 30, 2014 9:18:10 GMT -5

Post by sunnysideup488 on Oct 30, 2014 9:19:45 GMT -5

Post by Susie on Oct 30, 2014 9:24:31 GMT -5

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