Germans, come get your cousins

[ESF]

Is ebola transmitted this way?

consumerist.com/2014/10/29/woman-allegedly-squirted-breast-milk-at-pharmacy-staff-then-stole-money/


Woman Allegedly Squirted Breast Milk At Pharmacy Staff, Then Stole Money
By Laura Northrup October 29, 2014

When you need to distract someone in order to steal money, simply use what you have at hand. A woman in Germany allegedly stole cash from a pharmacy earlier this week after she distracted employees. Police say that she distracted the employees by whipping out a boob and squirting milk at them.

Weaponized breast milk isn’t something that we had ever heard of before. The customer had been in line to purchase–what else?– a breast pump, but apparently didn’t need it, since she was able to express milk using her hand before taking off with 100 euros from the till. She left the clearly unnecessary breast pump behind when she fled the store.

The woman has not been apprehended, but has been described as having a “robust” figure, long, dark hair, and was speaking a language that no one could identify.

Of course, breast milk is a body fluid that can potentially be contaminated with bacteria, viruses, or anything else that the mother has circulating in her system. There are very few places where it should go: into a baby’s mouth, for starters, or a sealable container for later feeding. “Used as a weapon” is not on that list. Just in case anyone was wondering.

[pixy0stix]

German ingenuity at it's finest.

[iammalcolmx]

[ttt]

summer is this your SIL?

[stealthmom]

This happened to a friend of mine in russia. They were roma. Since they couldn't identify which language this woman was speaking I think roma would be a good guess for her too.

[wawa]

I always said I was going to do this to anybody who dared say boo to me about NIP. Of course nobody ever did. But I totally could have. I could get some DISTANCE.

I am 1/4 Hungarian - in that two of my great-grandparents came here from Hungary, but I actually have no clue about their ethic background. Maybe I'm actually roma. It's in my blood!

[downtoearth]

Ewww...

[sushi]

I'm only 1/4 German. I claim only the beer drinking portion.

Although, on a Lufthansa flight to Frankfurt people kept talking to be in German while still in Denver. I must have the look. My gramma certainly was the flight attendants doppelganger.