walk of shame: the mom edition

[redheadk]

Pumping gas in my vomit soaked shirt after leaving the kids farm we paid $20 to enter bc dd puked all over both of us after about 35 minutes of playing. And of course my car is on e, just to prolong the agony of stinky vomit shirt. And she kicked and screamed about having to get in the car seat bc she didn't want to leave.

FML.

I need hair pats.

[sjh722]

Ohhhh. I'm sorry.

Have a glass of wine.

[chickens987]

Can I just give you air hugs? Wouldn't want to get puke on my sweater.

sorry girl. You are a good mom.

[redheadk]

The best part was having to get wipes from a stranger bc I didn't have any on me.

Omg. Shower then wine. DH gets kid duty tonight.

[chickadee77]

Oct 30, 2014 16:14:22 GMT -5 sjh722 said:

Ohhhh. I'm sorry.

Have a glass of wine.

Or three.

::hair pats::

[pugz]

ugggh that sucks

[livinitup]

At the gas station? I bet you weren't the worst looking one.

[natablue]

Oh boy. Many drinks to you.

[curbsideprophet]

I'm sorry

[aspentosh]

Oh yeah. Been there. Definite air hugs.

Except DD was in the Tula (on my chest) and she vomited DOWN my shirt and into my sports bra, which held everything nicely in place. And I had to walk about .75 miles back to my car.

[turtlegirl]

I'm so sorry.

I remember a similar thing happened to my mom. My little sister puked DOWN my mom's shirt when we were at a field trip with my girl scout group. I remember being soooo pissed that we had to leave early, lol.

[redheadk]

Thank you for the commiseration. It's good to know others have been there.

I've been puked on a lot, dd had reflux, but there is something about 2 year old vomit that I just wasn't prepared for, even after that, lol.

[niq]

Oct 30, 2014 16:51:11 GMT -5 @marshmallows said:

Oh, def time for a shower drink!

Does this mean drinking in the shower? Or handing the kids to dad so you can "take a shower".

I approve either way.

[speckledfrog]

[AlpineSlide]

eeek, so sorry. enjoy your drink!

[greycat]

Hugs!

[wanderlustmom]

Been there, happened to my sister today, her one year old threw up on her at the doctors office. Wine in the shower sounds really nice!

[carolinagirl831]

Ugh that's a bad afternoon! Is she stomach virus sick?

[212]

Oct 30, 2014 19:20:04 GMT -5 niq said:

Oct 30, 2014 16:51:11 GMT -5 @marshmallows said:

Oh, def time for a shower drink!

Does this mean drinking in the shower? Or handing the kids to dad so you can "take a shower".

I approve either way.

Shower drinks are are a close second to bathtub drinks in my life. Sometimes I forget the glass on the shelf in the shower. My housekeeper must be like, "the fuck?"

Don't care.

[browneyedgirl9]

Oh no!

[hermione]

Oh dear. I hope you're having wine by now. You deserve it.

[redheadk]

Oct 30, 2014 19:36:43 GMT -5 carolinagirl831 said:

Ugh that's a bad afternoon! Is she stomach virus sick?

No, I think she was just overheated, drank a ton of water (probably 6 ounces) in about 10 minutes, and was running around, on the swings, and going down big slides. She is kind of a pukey kid, lol.