"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
i'm hosting an 'elders only' exchange this year. FYI
This feels like high school.
Boo freshmen!
This will we glorious. I foresee many hurt feelings.
This will be fodder for rehashing for many years.
(I'm an elder right?)
You really should amp up the drama by choosing a couple of people who aren't elders to participate. Then everyone else in that category can be all "Why her? Why not me?"
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
So elders get paired with elders, seniors with seniors, newbs with newbs & lurkers a get gypsy on their front porch riding Joey the horse & ready to neck stab. If they survive their neck stabbin' fun & get their post count to 500 in the process ( live blogging the neck stabbing is required, bonus points for funny gifs) they get a candy cane shaped like a dick & are pre vouched for for next years shit show.