IF WE FALL BEHIND NOW WE WILL BE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN

[Democratic National Commitee]

I’m not going to sit by and let the Republicans buy this election.

Will you chip in $5 or whatever you can right now to turn this election around?

(If it helps, I’ll beg too.)

We’re still coming up short.

When we say we’re begging, we’re REALLY begging.

Control of Congress is at stake. President Obama’s agenda is on the line. And we’re in serious danger of falling short here.

If we can’t pull it together TODAY, we’re going to get demolished.

We’re begging, PCE. We need 13 donors from your zip code to answer President Obama’s call-to-action. Can you step up today?

MIDNIGHT DEADLINE: All Gifts Triple-Matched!

[MrsAxilla]

You know, I'd donate, but I'm insulted by the one issue campaign you're running here in Colorado.

[NitaX]

SEND ME MY MAGNET!!!!!!!!

[notacatfish]

I'd donate, but I don't have any money. How else can I help? I can't help campaign since I broke my leg and hurt something in my back. Mobility is an issue.

[Democratic National Commitee]

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[nytimes]

Calm your tits, DNC.  The Liberal Media is here.  I will help you win this election with my biased reporting including such controversial half-truths as:

The GOP is trying to restrict a woman's access to abortion;
The GOP wants to roll back the social safety net at a time when people are just beginning to crawl out of the Great Recession;
The GOP wants to repeal the ACA;
and, last but not least, Global Climate Change is real.

If you follow my (mis)lead, we can win this thing.

[stefon]

I can help...

Wallstreet's Hottest Club is called 5-dollar-donation and is located on K-street. You just squeeze yourself between the backdoors of the RNC Club and wiggle through a dark tunnel to a maze of handsome, faceless guys tied to computers with neckties. It has everything...

[SaRa n MiR.I.aM]

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Oh my god stefon!!!!

[Deleted]

Thank you!  Gerard Butler is singing to me in my mind now.