Post by NancyNaturopath on Oct 31, 2014 11:31:36 GMT -5
The light of Jesus will keep your baby warm. And if that doesn't do it, I will provide you with an all-natural babywarming elixir for the low low price of $99.99. Some pharmaceutical companies would charge three times that much, claiming they spend a lot of money on research and development and go through a rigorous FDA approval process.
Post by whiteprivilege on Oct 31, 2014 11:33:37 GMT -5
My wife keeps our child warm with tales of our rich ancestry in the Americans, and how great great great grandpappy Jeb was the best businessman this side of the Mississippi. They fall asleep tucked into their LL Bean and Baby Gap prams and wraps and coverwraps and wrapcovers.
But we just ordered these gloves with Amazon Prime so we don't need to join this contest.