The bowl is the superior option, for several reasons.
1. Portion -- I am convinced you get more INGREDIENTS in the bowl. 2. Tidiness -- When you slap all that sloppy shit on a roll, it's a mess. It's a goddamn mess, with yer potatoes and yer stuffing and yer turkey. Add the gravy and the cranberry goo, and you're screwed. No roll can withstand that amount of wet-ish food. 3. Stirring -- Have you tried stirring up your sandwich? How'd that work out? Bad? Right. 4. Health -- Do you really need the extra carbs of a roll? You are eating potatoes AND stuffing, do you need the extra starch? 5. Roll on the side option -- If the answer to the above is "Yes, dickface, I need more starch," Wawa has you covered, because you can order a roll on the side at no extra charge. You can use this roll to sop up any leftover stuff on the bottom of your bowl.
The bowl is the superior option, for several reasons.
1. Portion -- I am convinced you get more INGREDIENTS in the bowl. 2. Tidiness -- When you slap all that sloppy shit on a roll, it's a mess. It's a goddamn mess, with yer potatoes and yer stuffing and yer turkey. Add the gravy and the cranberry goo, and you're screwed. No roll can withstand that amount of wet-ish food. 3. Stirring -- Have you tried stirring up your sandwich? How'd that work out? Bad? Right. 4. Health -- Do you really need the extra carbs of a roll? You are eating potatoes AND stuffing, do you need the extra starch? 5. Roll on the side option -- If the answer to the above is "Yes, dickface, I need more starch," Wawa has you covered, because you can order a roll on the side at no extra charge. You can use this roll to sop up any leftover stuff on the bottom of your bowl.
6. Proportion -- A bowl allows you to control the proportions of ingredients on every bite.
(Please note that I don't even eat meat, but I understand the Gobbler. The Gobbler knows no boundaries.).
Wawa is like a much, MUCH better 7-11. But you can order food that's delicious and only sometimes gives you diarrhea. And get gas.
This...does not reassure me.
Let me spin you a yarn that will convince you otherwise, elleblue.
This summer, I was at the beach in New Jersey (Wawa territory). I was out for a morning walk with the family and a bit hungry. And also queasy. And also I had a pounding headache. And also the baby needed a diaper change. I had stayed up WAYYY too late drinking and shooting the breeze with my brother, and yet had to care for my children starting at 6:45 the next morning.
BEHOLD, on the horizon, I saw it. The red and yellow sign: the cheerful, repetitive name and friendly Canadian goose. Yes. It was Wawa.
It was also 7:30 am. On a Sunday.
Could my prayers be answered? I dare not hope. Then I approached the door and learned it was OPEN! And there was a wheelchair access ramp, so we just rolled the baby right in! There was a clean, well-attended restroom WITH A CHANGING TABLE!
And, best of all. There was literally a coffee CORRAL. Imagine this, except forming a square. At least 20 pots.
FRESH BREWED AND HOT.
I got some coffee. I used the plentiful coffee condiments.
But I needed something to eat. What could I find? Was there anything available?
OF COURSE THERE WAS. A vast selection of fresh-baked breakfast pastries (also available: hot breakfast sandwiches).
My day was improved. As a result of the intervention of Wawa, I was a better mother--nay, a better PERSON--that day.
And this concludes my argument. I trust that you will implement this information appropriately going forward.
That's a grand tale cville, you make some very good points. Of course it's clean and well stocked with plenty of offerings - it's Canadian! Alas, I have doubts I'll come across a Wawa any time soon. So now I'm just jealousE.
That's a grand tale cville, you make some very good points. Of course it's clean and well stocked with plenty of offerings - it's Canadian! Alas, I have doubts I'll come across a Wawa any time soon. So now I'm just jealousE.
HOW DARE YOU.
The logo is a Canadian goose. Wawa is as American as apple pie, Benjamin Franklin, and Cadillac.
That's a grand tale cville, you make some very good points. Of course it's clean and well stocked with plenty of offerings - it's Canadian! Alas, I have doubts I'll come across a Wawa any time soon. So now I'm just jealousE.
HOW DARE YOU.
The logo is a Canadian goose. Wawa is as American as apple pie, Benjamin Franklin, and Cadillac.
Oh. Oops. Why the Canadian goose though? Why not the bald eagle, hmmmm? Perhaps it's less American than you think!
That's a grand tale cville, you make some very good points. Of course it's clean and well stocked with plenty of offerings - it's Canadian! Alas, I have doubts I'll come across a Wawa any time soon. So now I'm just jealousE.
Wawa is the happiest part of my morning. The coffee, the snacks, the cheap gas. There are always people going in and out, so there is always someone holding the door for someone else. It restores my faith in humanity. Even though every Wawa parking lot, ever, is overcrowded and dangerous (I think it's part of their development plan).