No Halloween Randoms yet?

[gpw]

How about this one?

My boss just told me that Obama is a CIA operative.  She said she's talked to people in DC and it's true.  "You know, he was what?  A community organizer?  He's had no jobs?  Plus, his mother?  I think she was one, too."

You're welcome. 

[pixy0stix]

I, uh, don't know what to say about that.

People don't know how to react to me wearing a mask. Some aren't even looking me in the eyes. Weeeeiiiirrrrd.

[sushi]

I'm traveling all day. And it will be cold when I land. If I thaw you can get all my angry traveler stories.

This guy waiting for my flight is a Ryan gosling doppelganger

[downtoearth]

I bribed my office to dress in costume by bringing in beer. Not sure corporate would agree, but two of us did it. I also brought this b/c who doesn't want to drink "daytime" during day time?!

[Deleted]

We had to have a plumber come to our house today, grrr. Thankfully it was an easy inexpensive fix and my mom is staying at my house so I didn't have to miss work. And I had the person in front of me at Starbucks pay for my order this morning.

[jeaniebueller]

I am not a huge Halloween person, but wished that my boss wasn't such a stick in the mud so we could all wear costumes today. I feel like being festive!

[gpw]

Oct 31, 2014 12:25:38 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Oct 31, 2014 12:17:06 GMT -5 gpw said:

How about this one?

My boss just told me that Obama is a CIA operative.  She said she's talked to people in DC and it's true.  "You know, he was what?  A community organizer?  He's had no jobs?  Plus, his mother?  I think she was one, too."

You're welcome. 

Also, and more importantly, she sounds crazy so Imma need you to gather your personal belongings and get the hell out. Don't be like the white women in horror movies!

...and I can expect you to pay me to sit at home and GBCN all day?     I thought it was known board wide that my boss is a flaming racist. 

[IIOY]

I just ate a bowl of soup and some crackers with an obscene amount of Kerrygold butter on them.  In fact, I think I may now chemically qualify to be categorized as a block of Kerrygold butter.

[pixy0stix]

You put butter on your crackers?

[IIOY]

Oct 31, 2014 12:34:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

You put butter on your crackers?

Yes.  Yes I did.  I wasn't eating crackers, I was eating Kerrygold butter, and I needed a conduit to move the butter from the block to my mouth.

[MrsAxilla]

Is anyone else cleaning their house (the part visible from the front door, anyway) in preparation for ToTers?

[notsocreepylurker]

I just thought of the most awesome AE (if someone else doesn't have it) but I can't play. Please -- if you have time and it isn't taken we totally need NuggetSister here today!

[Vespasia]

Oct 31, 2014 12:24:44 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Oct 31, 2014 12:17:06 GMT -5 gpw said:

How about this one?

My boss just told me that Obama is a CIA operative.  She said she's talked to people in DC and it's true.  "You know, he was what?  A community organizer?  He's had no jobs?  Plus, his mother?  I think she was one, too."

You're welcome. 

So he's a Kenyan Muslin CIA operative.

</div>Sounds legit. Those things go together like regular and sweet potatoes.

[josieposy]

Oct 31, 2014 12:17:06 GMT -5 gpw said:

How about this one?

My boss just told me that Obama is a CIA operative.  She said she's talked to people in DC and it's true.  "You know, he was what?  A community organizer?  He's had no jobs?  Plus, his mother?  I think she was one, too."

You're welcome. 

Is she going as a Conspiracy theorist for Halloween? They look like everyone else.

[stefon]

Oct 31, 2014 12:36:03 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Oct 31, 2014 12:34:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

You put butter on your crackers?

Yes.  Yes I did.  I wasn't eating crackers, I was eating Kerrygold butter, and I needed a conduit to move the butter from the block to my mouth.

Well, New York's hottest new lunch joint is called... Kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrygoldbutta' - with 14 "r's"!

It's IIOY's favorite b/c the gray-haired crew packs the place every M,W,F and it feels like a mosh-pit of disorientation.  You're bound to have a good time if you try to crowd surf b/c you'll crush a few bones and crack a few hips the entire time.

[gpw]

Oct 31, 2014 12:42:00 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Is anyone else cleaning their house (the part visible from the front door, anyway) in preparation for ToTers?

That's crazy talk.

[demandypants]

@ but halloween related. I passed my GD test, so bring on the halloween candy. nom nom nom.

[charleskoch]

Oct 31, 2014 12:28:48 GMT -5 jeaniebueller said:

I am not a huge Halloween person, but wished that my boss wasn't such a stick in the mud so we could all wear costumes today. I feel like being festive!

Yeah, your boss has some nerve.  Expecting people to actually work and be professional on Halloween.  Maybe there's a reason HE is the boss.

[MrsAxilla]

Oct 31, 2014 12:48:56 GMT -5 gpw said:

Oct 31, 2014 12:42:00 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Is anyone else cleaning their house (the part visible from the front door, anyway) in preparation for ToTers?

That's crazy talk.

I have to impress the neighbors who might peer in.

[meshaliuknits]

I have the cutest, crappiest spider web stickers on my nails. My god they are terrible.

Sent from my EVO

[meshaliuknits]

Oct 31, 2014 12:56:25 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Oct 31, 2014 12:48:56 GMT -5 gpw said:

That's crazy talk.

I have to impress the neighbors who might peer in.

No even though the little kids on my block sometimes walk in.

Sent from my EVO

[Alyssa]

I guess I'm clutching some pearls today but I'm sort of side-eying my co-worker who brought in a replica assault riffle and a handgun with the orange tips blacked out.  It just seems to be in poor taste with all the recent office shootings going on.  I know it's Halloween but it just gives a weird feeling seeing her with those guns here in the office.  She says they are her son's which also worries me since a young teen was shot and killed by a cop a few months ago for carrying a blacked out tip assault rifle.

[Alyssa]

....maybe I'm over-reacting, I don't know.

[royalfetus]

Which do you think will be less obvious/easier? Cyanide in the sippy cup or kicking a ball into busy traffic?

I need to start planning now.

[eponinepontmercy]

I really want to take the dog with us when we go ToTing tonight. I got him a cute orange and black jester collar with bells on it.

[grandmagooglesstuff]

diy bladder leakage pad knitting?

[bumpjackiebj]

Oct 31, 2014 13:00:23 GMT -5 Alyssa said:

I guess I'm clutching some pearls today but I'm sort of side-eying my co-worker who brought in a replica assault riffle and a handgun with the orange tips blacked out.  It just seems to be in poor taste with all the recent office shootings going on.  I know it's Halloween but it just gives a weird feeling seeing her with those guns here in the office.  She says they are her son's which also worries me since a young teen was shot and killed by a cop a few months ago for carrying a blacked out tip assault rifle.

Are you threatening me? Harrassing, threats, name calling will not be tolerated. Banning is the next step.

[aurora]

Oct 31, 2014 13:00:23 GMT -5 Alyssa said:

I guess I'm clutching some pearls today but I'm sort of side-eying my co-worker who brought in a replica assault riffle and a handgun with the orange tips blacked out.  It just seems to be in poor taste with all the recent office shootings going on.  I know it's Halloween but it just gives a weird feeling seeing her with those guns here in the office.  She says they are her son's which also worries me since a young teen was shot and killed by a cop a few months ago for carrying a blacked out tip assault rifle.

I wouldn't find this to be work appropriate, either. I don't think guns are something to joke about.

[aurora]

My random is that I was earlier reading on my phone and now that I'm on my computer and can see the siggies I'm laughing even harder.

[IIOY]

Oct 31, 2014 12:58:54 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Oct 31, 2014 12:56:25 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

I have to impress the neighbors who might peer in.

No even though the little kids on my block sometimes walk in.

Sent from my EVO

They do! The first couple of times it happened, I was all sweetness and light and "Oh no, honey, back outside, please."  By the fourth or fifth time, I was yelling at the little shits to GTFO of my house.  Fucking aggressive, they are.