I was changing DD's diaper and right as I lifted up her butt to slide a new diaper underneath, she projectile-pooped all over the wall 2+ FEET AWAY! And on herself, her outfit, my arm, the changing table, and the carpet. Then, for good measure, she peed on me while I was cleaning everything up.
I have fortunately never had this happen to me, but when DS was a newborn he would poop so forcefully I can only imagine what it would have been like if he hadn't had a diaper on.
Post by timorousbeastie on Oct 31, 2014 19:51:55 GMT -5
Yeah, DD did that to me as a newborn a couple times. The first time, without even thinking about what I was doing, I tried blocking it with my hand. Then I just stood there for a minute, wondering WTF I had just done.
Yeah, DD did that to me as a newborn a couple times. The first time, without even thinking about what I was doing, I tried blocking it with my hand. Then I just stood there for a minute, wondering WTF I had just done.
Signing in. Of course, my experience was in the MOTN and landed all over the last clean swaddle in addition to myself, the wall, and DD. DD was only a few days old. I remember thinking "well, this is motherhood" as I cleaned poop off the wall while she wailed at 3am.
Before I even clicked on this, I knew what it was going to say.
We're STILL laughing about the time DD pooped on the wall. Maybe it was the sleep deprivation, but I was in stitches when it happened. I couldn't stop laughing!