NOBODY LOVES BORING MCWINDBAG.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

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My status post from earlier, please ignore it. Just found out that unless I reach $150 in sales by the 4th, in less than 2 days now, that I will no longer be a JIC rep. (I doubt that will happen.) Not a big deal. I was doing as an extra income to help supplement what my husband brought in. More or less help pay for my children's after school activities of sports and dance. Unfortunately, not too many were interested in such a wonderful product that offered a candle and your choice of jewelry. I mean who wouldn't want that. Who wouldn't want a great smelling candle or tart that comes with a surprise piece of jewelry. Never mind the fact that I had asked several people if they would be willing to do online parties. That way you could get free candles or tarts. Because who doesn't like free stuff. Apparently some people don't like free things. I want to thank those who took the time to have a party for me. I want to thank the few that actually placed an order from me. I appreciate it very much. I'm sorry if I sound rude, but you know what I don't really care. I tired of putting myself out there when I'm selling things like this telling people about the products just to be looked at like I'm stupid and out of mind, but the moment I don't sell the stuff anymore everyone wants to buy. I am sticking to my writing for now on. Whether anyone I actually know buys and reads what I write or not is not going to be on my mind anymore. I do it for myself not for everyone else. I just put it out there in case there is someone out there that needs the words I write at any given moment. So am i irritated? Yes, I am. I will get over it since I know I have a few people in my life that actually care about the things I do and do look at me like I'm out of my mind. Those are the people in my life that I will take their opinions on for this moment on.


For those who always want to know what the replies are - none.  Just one 'like'.

OWCH.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

What is JIC?

[spankswife]

Everyone is probably like "thank god!"

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jewelry in candles. It was her latest MLM plan.

[rosiebear]

Ho-Lee Shit. That is some Grade A entitlement whining.

I dare you to post something like "Celebrating my promotion to regional rep for selling the most JIC in a month! I couldn't have done it without y'all!"

[nsl]

I'm having such intense fremdschaden reading this I actually had to stop reading and switch tabs a couple of times before I managed to finish her whole post. OMG. Please tell me nobody has replied to this on her FB.

ETA: reading fail on the replies.  OMG. 

[jellymankelly]

Nov 2, 2014 20:13:07 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Jewelry in candles. It was her latest MLM plan.

A candle that has cheap ass jewelry inside? Who wouldn't want that?!

[rosiedozie]

I am sticking to my writing for now on.


Thank goodness!

[anongbcn]

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[dowagercountess]

How is this person in real life?

[alexis]

Nov 2, 2014 20:13:07 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Jewelry in candles. It was her latest MLM plan.

Wow, that is the worst mlm ever.

[thebreakfastclub]

As if she can't make $150 by selling signed books. Oh wait...

And LOL at a wax-covered surprise piece of junk jewelry. I love her.

[janegold]

Who wouldn't want junk filled with junk?!

[Deleted]

I have pain over this. The lack of self awareness pains me.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Nov 2, 2014 20:24:09 GMT -5 dowagercountess said:

How is this person in real life?

It is NOT this bad in real life.  It wasn't in HS, anyway.  She's doing an agonizingly slow death roll off the cliff into crazy town for a while, though.

[1confused1]

Lol. I have a former friend who would not get a regular job, just did MLM things constantly and would post stuff like that.

Notice I said "former friend".

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

NOT A BIG DEAL, GUYS.

I can't decide which fills me with glee more - the attitude that she was doing it to help her family and her friends at large, or the attitude that it's my responsibility to put her children through their activities of after school, and I deserve to be shamed for not doing so.

She SHOULD meet NuggetSister. I wonder if NS has thought of online parties for the benefit? Who doesn't like free things. Who doesn't like wonderful surprises.

[livinitup]

I want neither scented candles nor surprise jewelry.

Why is this so hard for her to comprehend?

[Deleted]

I am really surprised there was no MLM for NS's wedding. I would have expected Premiere Jewelry parties all up in that.

[Eagles]

Seeing a new BMcW post made me giddy. But then I read it, and now I'm feeling such intense fremdschamen that I think my dog has thirdhand embarrassment.

[coribelle26]

I really hate selfish bastards who won't buy things they don't want in order to finance my life choices.

[Eagles]

That being said, please don't ever stop the Boring posts. I live for them.

[everyjuan]

[Deleted]

Is the jewelry IN the candle? Not just hung on the outside or something? That makes no sense at all.

This is the worst MLM ever. And clearly an obnoxious person.

[bania]

How the fuck is she a writer? Is her book this hard to read?

She really brings the entertainment though.

[elleblue]

Nov 2, 2014 21:07:16 GMT -5 @kcpokergal said:

Is the jewelry IN the candle? Not just hung on the outside or something? That makes no sense at all.

This is the worst MLM ever. And clearly an obnoxious person.

I imagine it's something like this, where the jewelry is hidden in a bag in the candle and you have to burn it for a bit to reveal it. Surprisingly there are several companies that do this kind of thing, so obviously there are a lot of suckers out there. Madness.

[buffyasummers]

I always get so embarrassed reading pity parties like this. And if this person is a writer, than I am Whitney Houston.

[poppyseed]

Lol! Wow.

[rosiedozie]

Nov 2, 2014 21:24:28 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

HOW ABOUT SHE JUST GETS A FUCKING JOB TO PAY FOR WHAT SHE WANTS.

The problem with all of these MLM people is that they don't see the difference.

[panbitch]

wouldn't it be cheaper to go buy a cheap ring and candle separately?