Hipster Business Name Generator

[katietornado]

I've been LOLing at these all morning.

www.adweek.com/adfreak/hipster-business-name-generator-about-become-your-new-obsession-161593

Riddle & Salt

Sandstone & Cream

Butter & Spoon

Zephyr & Sleet

Engine & Peach

Spindle & Rye

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I could do this all day


I think Sweater & Meat was the best I've gotten so far.

[katietornado]

I just got Argyle & Ghost.

[Vespasia]

One of our favorite restaurants has a really bad This & That hipster name and calls itself a "boutique dive bar." We forgive them because their food is so good but it's pretty ridiculous.

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Sons & Pickle

[katietornado]

Nov 21, 2014 11:34:23 GMT -5 Vespasia said:

One of our favorite restaurants has a really bad This & That hipster name and calls itself a "boutique dive bar." We forgive them because their food is so good but it's pretty ridiculous.

New rule: you can't be a dive bar if one of the things on your menu is "escargot pie."

[Vespasia]

Nov 21, 2014 11:36:53 GMT -5 katietornado said:

Nov 21, 2014 11:34:23 GMT -5 Vespasia said:

One of our favorite restaurants has a really bad This & That hipster name and calls itself a "boutique dive bar." We forgive them because their food is so good but it's pretty ridiculous.

New rule: you can't be a dive bar if one of the things on your menu is "escargot pie."

Seriously, we can't even afford to eat dinner there. We have to go for brunch! 

[sugarglider]

I want to go to all of those.

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Yarn & Order is making me think Law & Order meets Murder She Wrote

[ESF]

I went to a restaurant last weekend that had a dish called:

The Seven Courses of Leaf, A Vietnamese Salad.

The food was really good, but seriously.

[meshaliuknits]

Scarves and Whiskey

Yeah, I could do that.

[meshaliuknits]

Nov 21, 2014 11:40:41 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Yarn & Order is making me think Law & Order meets Murder She Wrote

That will be my 2nd venture after Scarves & Whiskey takes off.

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Nov 21, 2014 11:43:15 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Nov 21, 2014 11:40:41 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Yarn & Order is making me think Law & Order meets Murder She Wrote

That will be my 2nd venture after Scarves & Whiskey takes off.

Mine is Vodka & Spools! 

[katietornado]

Parsley & Ape.

Dammit, I'm going to be doing this all day.

[sangria]

Snail & Oryx.

Wow.

[Deleted]

Jam & Leather? sounds kinky...

[ChillyMcFreeze]

Chair & Weather

Veil & Freckle

Pin & Chicken

These don't indicate anything to me about what you're purveying!!!

But I kinda like Gin & Bonnet.

[Deleted]

Seems legit....

[Vespasia]

Nov 21, 2014 11:53:36 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Seems legit....

Sounds like a great name for a dating service

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Oatmeal & Flesh


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[IIOY]

Nov 21, 2014 11:42:14 GMT -5 ESF said:

I went to a restaurant last weekend that had a dish called:

The Seven Courses of Leaf, A Vietnamese Salad.

The food was really good, but seriously.

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read on the internet.

[josieposy]

Are you sure this isn't a blog name generator?

[cville]

I got . . . drumroll please . . . FRUIT & ANGER as my first response. There can be no topping fruit and anger.

[josieposy]

Win!

[nomad100]

It is blocked at work!  

[mouse]

Home goods boutique and canning supplies.

I can't get the image to work, but it's Village and Cross. With a lovely nautical logo.

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Awkward...

[mouse]

Nov 21, 2014 12:33:37 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

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Awkward...

The little bunny is a nice touch.

[ESF]

Nov 21, 2014 12:17:36 GMT -5 cville said:

I got . . . drumroll please . . . FRUIT & ANGER as my first response. There can be no topping fruit and anger.

Oooh a restaurant for people who hate fruit in their salads!

[ttt]

Nov 21, 2014 12:14:54 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Are you sure this isn't a blog name generator?

In that case it would be "dessert food/alcoholic beverage" + "children's item/home decor piece."