Does anyone else think Cream is a troll?

[TrudyCampbell]

I mean, no one real can be THAT awesome, right?

Is kdrake8 covering for a catfish?

[steph196]

She is so remarkable!

[jfh]

A 50-year-old man with a heart of gold.

[TrudyCampbell]

Guys, she makes bread. From scratch. And she does crafts. And once, she had color week to teach A about colors. And she is so nice to all of us. And she doesn't require sleep.

Has anyone seen her shed her human skin to reveal that she's a super species underneath?

[TrudyCampbell]

Nov 22, 2014 23:06:40 GMT -5 jfh said:

A 50-year-old man with a heart of gold.

No man could be so thoughtful!

[irishsara]

Definitely a troll. If I didn't see it with my own eyes I wouldn't believe it!!

[lolaburns]

She met me at a Starbucks in middleofnowhereland on Long Island and was a legit angel. And she had no sleep. She's definitely super species because she exceeds any human being I have ever met.

[laurensmomma]

I've had a few drinks, and I came into this thread like, WTF??? Lol. She is some kind of awesome.

[careyalis]

I will be eating dinner with her soon and I will report back!

[TrudyCampbell]

Nov 22, 2014 23:36:40 GMT -5 careyalis said:

I will be eating dinner with her soon and I will report back!

Try to unzip her skin!

ETA also- jealous. 

[careyalis]

Nov 22, 2014 23:39:48 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Nov 22, 2014 23:36:40 GMT -5 careyalis said:

I will be eating dinner with her soon and I will report back!

Try to unzip her skin!

ETA also- jealous. 

Such a step ford wife;)

[earlybird]

Well, she can't be real. Or, rather, I kind of hope she's not real. Because then the bar is set way too high.

[laurack]

She does seem too perfect. A couple nights in a row of no sleep and I want to commit murder, never mind head out for a twelve mile run pushing 50 pounds of children then bake bread and do crafts. I can't even comprehend it!

She's clearly super human. And super amazing

[creamsiclechica]

You guys are killing me! I swear I'm not as great as you think I am. Kdrake talks to me when I'm fighting with my husband, or at 3am when I'm praying for a swift death, or when I'm binge eating mcnuggets in a rage in a parking lot, lol. So those things DO happen.

And I just gave into peer pressure and made a holiday card.

Last year I sent out NONE.

I also reinterate that I suck bad at laundry, math, potty training kids and dogs.

[TrudyCampbell]

Nov 23, 2014 0:07:24 GMT -5 creamsiclechica said:

You guys are killing me! I swear I'm not as great as you think I am. Kdrake talks to me when I'm fighting with my husband, or at 3am when I'm praying for a swift death, or when I'm binge eating mcnuggets in a rage in a parking lot, lol. So those things DO happen.

And I just gave into peer pressure and made a holiday card.

Last year I sent out NONE.

I also reinterate that I suck bad at laundry, math, potty training kids and dogs.

Show the people the card!

[carawestt]

Nothing you say will make us think less of you, cream! Nice try though

[DesertMoon]

She is incredibly sweet. Sometimes people really are just lovely people!

[monkeybabe]

This thread is making me laugh so hard, because I'm envisioning Cream as the roach alien (Sorry!) from Men in Black.

[dojo]

If she's a troll I never want to learn her true identity. Ignorance is bliss!

[The Foozzler]

Nov 23, 2014 0:07:24 GMT -5 creamsiclechica said:

You guys are killing me! I swear I'm not as great as you think I am. Kdrake talks to me when I'm fighting with my husband, or at 3am when I'm praying for a swift death, or when I'm binge eating mcnuggets in a rage in a parking lot, lol. So those things DO happen.

And I just gave into peer pressure and made a holiday card.

Last year I sent out NONE.

I also reinterate that I suck bad at laundry, math, potty training kids and dogs.

I fail to see how this is a problem?

[jenbelle]

Nov 23, 2014 2:48:28 GMT -5 monkeybabe said:

This thread is making me laugh so hard, because I'm envisioning Cream as the roach alien (Sorry!) from Men in Black.

I was thinking along the same line, I was imagining the lizards from V.

Love you cream!

[skiesthelimit]

Thank you for being so fucking awesome Cream!

[kdrake8]

Don't forget about the time she made 1000000 cupcakes from scratch for all the kids that Matt worked with that one day and then took them and they played w the kids and gave them cupcakes.

[Deleted]

Even though I've met her I still cannot believe she is real. She's simply amazing in every single way.

[claralou]

The time I whined in a randoms thread about having a cold and she texted me with offers to send tea or soup across five states to help. (An HOUR after finding out her husband has a broken back.)

Or the time she took pictures of my friend's war memorial so I could send them to his grieving mother. (She's never met either of them.) ETA: she ran a 5K in his honor a few days later, too.

And those are just in the last month. Shall I go on? I could do this for days.

Troll. Definitely. No one is this amazing.

[muppetinma]

I've met her a few times and I'm still not completely convinced.

[rjamz]

It does seem like a reasonable conclusion

[browneyedhunni85]

One of my most favorite people!

[unclejesse]

And now she thinks she's going to move to "Hawaii" and bask in how well she has fooled us all. NOT TODAY, CREAM.

[melmon0417]

Agreed that she sets the bar way too damn high. She's super human. You know I love you!