I AM DYING LAUGHING.

[Deleted]

That's amazing! Poor KHC!

[sassycat]

Yep that is good for bribery later in life for sure! Hilarious.

[kimmyo73]

Oh, I know these calls are coming my way. Having boys is fun.

[compassrose]

That's awesome.

[Deleted]

Omg the poor thing!

[cleo29]

Might I suggest a sack for his balls this Christmas??

[8675309]

BALLSACK!!! /dead

Where did he learn that word mom??

[wannabe]

Oh man. This is fantastic. What are you going to say to him?? LOL

[cuddlyevil]

Why wait for his wedding? Prom night is the perfect time to whip this out.

And as a random aside, on the first day in one of my psychology classes we had to do a group exercise that was basically coming up with a list of as many names as we could for male and female genitalia. It was hysterical.

[zoomzoom]

This is a must for your Christmas list:

[Deleted]

Wait. This earned a trip to the Principals office and a call to the parents? Why couldn't the teacher have pulled him aside and told K that wasn't appropriate behavior/language? And a call to the Dad, specifically? This all sounds like a lot of reaction for "nothing."

[isabel]

Lol poor kid!

[So_Fetch]

LOL Poor KHC. I bet his face matched his hair.
I can't wait to hear about his response to "how was your day?!" I hope you update.

[callalily]

I am legit LOLing for two reasons:
1. That your kid knows "ballsack" - it's so much awesome
2. That "ballsack" deserves a trip to the principal and a call home. Seriously? Does your principal have anything better to do? Ballsack is totally hilarious and maybe only slightly inappropriate. A teacher taking him aside and giving a heads up that it isnt school talk would have been way better.

Bottom line though, KHC is awesome. And you have ammo for life.

[EmilieMadison]

This is the best! 

[bania]

LOL!!!!!!

ballsack

[cville]

I would be tempted to give the principal a collection of Balzac's greatest works as a Christmas present.

[olegregg]

Lol at the over reaction. Much ado about ballsack.

[sjh722]

LOL! Of all the words that could be thrown around the lunch room, ballsack isn't bad.

Does this remind anyone else of the time a poster asked for a PB code, and someone said, "YAMSACK for 20% off" and the OP actually called and argued with PB customer service until they honored her code for YAMSACK?

[Deleted]

OMG, this is awesome!

[auntie]

Nov 24, 2014 14:40:46 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

Why wait for his wedding? Prom night is the perfect time to whip this out.

And as a random aside, on the first day in one of my psychology classes we had to do a group exercise that was basically coming up with a list of as many names as we could for male and female genitalia. It was hysterical.

Whip this out? <snort>

DS did this exercise in high school Human Sexuality class. He holds the school record for the number of euphemisms for penis written down in a single 5 minute period by a single individual. I am so proud.

[margarita]

LOL

Poor kid

[Deleted]

I do not envy you trying to keep a straight face later. This reminds me of 7th grade science class in which my best friend (male) was written up for making "sexual gestures" towards me. I had to go to the principal's office and explain what happened so that he wouldn't be suspended. You should have seen the principal's face when I explained that my friend "wasn't shaking his penis as me", that he was just "scratching his balls".

[venice2007]

LMAO!! :-D

[runforrest]

Amazing. Have it engraved on something for him. Lol.

[eb777888]

lol!!!!

I still remember the time you said KHC was mad and you let him go into the other room and get all of his anger out and he can say what he wants and I think he called you a poophead? llllol. I guess Ballsack is a step up!

[meggers5]

Oh they are just fucking with poor KHC by making him write that letter.

[anlo]

OMG. I kind of love that he had to write it down. You should put this in a scrapbook or something. Treasure it forever. Lol

[cville]

That is the greatest letter of all time. I read it out loud to Mr Cville and he cracked up too.

Also, Chase is right. Swinging some apples around could look like a ballsack.

[nonsensetomfoolery]

"Wich I called a weenie" is the best part.