I am "working from home tomorrow" which is really means I plan to stay in my yoga pants all day and clean off the DVR. DH is oot and I cannot wait to have the house to myself!
I flame myself for not insisting LAST Monday that my doctor give me tough antibiotics. I finally broke down and went to urgent care yesterday. I've taken only three doses of 20 and I already feel like a new woman. I went against my better instincts. Foolish!!
There is a coffee stand over here called "Banana Hammocks" and, just like it sounds, it's dudes making the coffee. I don't know that they're actually wearing Speedos, because who wants to see that, but there are some good looking guys there that are at least shirtless.
I bought myself a laptop on QVC because mine has been falling a part and randomly shuts off. I've been busting my butt with school and taking on more projects at work and damn it, I deserve it. In the last 5 years, I've hardly bought shit for myself.
There is a coffee stand over here called "Banana Hammocks" and, just like it sounds, it's dudes making the coffee. I don't know that they're actually wearing Speedos, because who wants to see that, but there are some good looking guys there that are at least shirtless.
I have a BEC fascination with a woman who recently moved in on our floor.
She is constantly drunk. Constantly. She also has drunk friends who roam the halls at times.
She reeks like cigarettes and has a Patty and Selma voice, but I bet she is not over 40. (Non-smoking building, but whatever.)
She has these two tiny, clothes-wearing yorkies that she lets run around loose and pee everywhere.
SHE CLAIMS TO BREED SAID YORKIES, apparently in her apartment?
The newest nugget, which I just got as she was staggering out the door with a booze-filled coffee cup* is that she claims to have a place in Hawaii.
I am suspicious that she is responsible for the sharp uptick in empty coffee cups being left around and coffee and wine spills in and around the elevator.
I am dying to find out more about her, so that I can judge her more thoroughly. And if this bar hag is rich (and I'm not) I am going to flip a table like Liz Lemon.
* you all know I love booze coffee, but I choose to judge her because I have never seen her not drunk.
I have a BEC fascination with a woman who recently moved in on our floor.
She is constantly drunk. Constantly. She also has drunk friends who roam the halls at times.
She reeks like cigarettes and has a Patty and Selma voice, but I bet she is not over 40. (Non-smoking building, but whatever.)
She has these two tiny, clothes-wearing yorkies that she lets run around loose and pee everywhere.
SHE CLAIMS TO BREED SAID YORKIES, apparently in her apartment?
The newest nugget, which I just got as she was staggering out the door with a booze-filled coffee cup* is that she claims to have a place in Hawaii.
I am suspicious that she is responsible for the sharp uptick in empty coffee cups being left around and coffee and wine spills in and around the elevator.
I am dying to find out more about her, so that I can judge her more thoroughly. And if this bar hag is rich (and I'm not) I am going to flip a table like Liz Lemon.
* you all know I love booze coffee, but I choose to judge her because I have never seen her not drunk.
Ooooh, you have to keep us up-to-date on booze face as you uncover details.
I have a BEC fascination with a woman who recently moved in on our floor.
She is constantly drunk. Constantly. She also has drunk friends who roam the halls at times.
She reeks like cigarettes and has a Patty and Selma voice, but I bet she is not over 40. (Non-smoking building, but whatever.)
She has these two tiny, clothes-wearing yorkies that she lets run around loose and pee everywhere.
SHE CLAIMS TO BREED SAID YORKIES, apparently in her apartment?
The newest nugget, which I just got as she was staggering out the door with a booze-filled coffee cup* is that she claims to have a place in Hawaii.
I am suspicious that she is responsible for the sharp uptick in empty coffee cups being left around and coffee and wine spills in and around the elevator.
I am dying to find out more about her, so that I can judge her more thoroughly. And if this bar hag is rich (and I'm not) I am going to flip a table like Liz Lemon.
* you all know I love booze coffee, but I choose to judge her because I have never seen her not drunk.
Ooooh, you have to keep us up-to-date on booze face as you uncover details.
Will do.
Seriously, those damn dogs pee everywhere. I am so annoyed by it, yet fascinated at the same time.
I have a BEC fascination with a woman who recently moved in on our floor.
She is constantly drunk. Constantly. She also has drunk friends who roam the halls at times.
She reeks like cigarettes and has a Patty and Selma voice, but I bet she is not over 40. (Non-smoking building, but whatever.)
She has these two tiny, clothes-wearing yorkies that she lets run around loose and pee everywhere.
SHE CLAIMS TO BREED SAID YORKIES, apparently in her apartment?
The newest nugget, which I just got as she was staggering out the door with a booze-filled coffee cup* is that she claims to have a place in Hawaii.
I am suspicious that she is responsible for the sharp uptick in empty coffee cups being left around and coffee and wine spills in and around the elevator.
I am dying to find out more about her, so that I can judge her more thoroughly. And if this bar hag is rich (and I'm not) I am going to flip a table like Liz Lemon.
* you all know I love booze coffee, but I choose to judge her because I have never seen her not drunk.
ooooo. This has the whorenextdoor potential. *rubbing hands together.
I was sick over halloween and had a lingering cough ever since.
my boss has made a handful of comments on me being sick. I got a lecture from her that I should be using sick days because that is what they are for. It was right around our huge event and I wasn't even there a full month.
DH was also sick....his cough was lingering for him as well so he went in to urgent care tonight. He was diagnosed with walking pneumonia.
He said it may be wise for me to go in to get checked....which I plan on doing, but if I am diagnosed the same, I don't plan to mention it to my boss.
I have a BEC fascination with a woman who recently moved in on our floor.
She is constantly drunk. Constantly. She also has drunk friends who roam the halls at times.
She reeks like cigarettes and has a Patty and Selma voice, but I bet she is not over 40. (Non-smoking building, but whatever.)
She has these two tiny, clothes-wearing yorkies that she lets run around loose and pee everywhere.
SHE CLAIMS TO BREED SAID YORKIES, apparently in her apartment?
The newest nugget, which I just got as she was staggering out the door with a booze-filled coffee cup* is that she claims to have a place in Hawaii.
I am suspicious that she is responsible for the sharp uptick in empty coffee cups being left around and coffee and wine spills in and around the elevator.
I am dying to find out more about her, so that I can judge her more thoroughly. And if this bar hag is rich (and I'm not) I am going to flip a table like Liz Lemon.
* you all know I love booze coffee, but I choose to judge her because I have never seen her not drunk.
ooooo. This has the whorenextdoor potential. *rubbing hands together.
I doubt this will be as good, since she just appears to be a drunk who breeds dogs in an apartment. No sign of paranoid delusions or manic episodes.
Post by fangoriagurkel on Nov 24, 2014 23:54:37 GMT -5
Not an afternoon confession as it just occured, but while I was going down on fwb I sneezed twice. I tried to stifle the first one but was unsuccessful. After the second sneeze, I put my head in my hands embarrassment style, laughed, and blew my nose. And it didn't kill the mood!
I'm fairly certain the same people who keep Dancing with the Stars on the air must be the same people who loved Two and a Half Men.
*ahem* THESE PEOPLE are my parents you are talking about. I'm offended. J/K, I'm mostly embarrassed to call them my people when it comes to their television choices.