Done for the day! (Warning: poop)

[motzie]

Guys. I am fucking traumatized over here. A's lunch ended abruptly with an explosive diarrhea poop that shot out her shorts and diaper and onto the floor and MY FOOT. I get her hosed down and run a bubble bath for her and she poops again in the tub. Drain the tub and get her hosed down and cleaned up again. All the while the baby is fussing and crying because she's hungry now.

Ok, so I feed the baby and take her in to change her diaper and come out and my fucking dumbass dog has eaten all the poo off the floor.

I'm laughing like a crazy person right now because otherwise I'll cry.

[motzie]

Yup! H asked if I needed him to come home, I said nope, I'll just be here with bleach in one hand and wine in the other.

[doglove]

Nov 25, 2014 13:58:32 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

What she said. 

[neonpink]

That is awful but funny.

[captainmel]

Alcohol kills germs too so it really is a good idea.

[gault]

Well, shit.

[turtle1120]

Omg that is seriously so gross. I was ok until I read the dog eating poop part. Wine will help!

[SwimDeep]

Aw, poor A - and poor you!
I've had explosive runs to the bathroom today too. Every now and then stress and anxiety hit my digestive system just right...

Hope you're able to have a relaxing evening!

[partiallysunny]

Oh no!

[kaneen]

Nov 25, 2014 13:56:20 GMT -5 motzie said:

Guys. I am fucking traumatized over here. A's lunch ended abruptly with an explosive diarrhea poop that shot out her shorts and diaper and onto the floor and MY FOOT. I get her hosed down and run a bubble bath for her and she poops again in the tub. Drain the tub and get her hosed down and cleaned up again. All the while the baby is fussing and crying because she's hungry now.

Ok, so I feed the baby and take her in to change her diaper and come out and my fucking dumbass dog has eaten all the poo off the floor.

I'm laughing like a crazy person right now because otherwise I'll cry.

Silver lining:  dog eating poo = motzie not having to clean it up.  Winning.

[bowies]

Sorry about your shituation.

My dog will eat her own poop and vomit it on the floor. Dogs are nasty.

[motzie]

Nov 26, 2014 10:31:15 GMT -5 bowies said:

Sorry about your shituation.

My dog will eat her own poop and vomit it on the floor. Dogs are nasty.

This was my fear, that he'd puke it back up. Thankfully, he didn't.

[esdreturns]

OMG.

Also, dogs are so gross.

Enjoy your wine.