More closet insanity (limited time)

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My co-worker texted me this.

Note "closets." Plural. This is just one of several.

You missed the photo. Boohoo for you.

[lilafowler]

Wow!!!! I love it

[pagas]

I bet she had packing tableS.

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:-#

[papie]

I need her closets. And her shoes. And her life.

[kayakjenn]

That's an awful lot of platform heels! Beautiful closet, I'd love to see more......

Also, are the shoes 2 rows deep?! Just how many pairs of shoes does she own? (says the jealous bitch with 2 pair of heels and 5 pair of basically identical black flats.)

[wambam]

I wonder what it would be like to have money like this.

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Nov 26, 2014 20:18:33 GMT -5 kayakjenn said:

That's an awful lot of platform heels! Beautiful closet, I'd love to see more......

Also, are the shoes 2 rows deep?! Just how many pairs of shoes does she own? (says the jealous bitch with 2 pair of heels and 5 pair of basically identical black flats.)

Hard to say. I seem to see repeats only a few times a year.

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Nov 26, 2014 20:18:59 GMT -5 wambam said:

I wonder what it would be like to have money like this.

See and it's not just the owning of the shoes, it's the wearing of them.  She has a reason for all those shoes.  She actually has places to go and people to see in all her pairs of shoes.  It's not just purposeless collection.  The shoes are only the tip of the iceberg. 

She's fancy. 

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Nov 26, 2014 20:18:59 GMT -5 wambam said:

I wonder what it would be like to have money like this.

We all do.

I use my salary to live.

She uses the same salary just for fashion. LOL.

[wambam]

Nov 26, 2014 20:21:38 GMT -5 @imback said:

Nov 26, 2014 20:18:59 GMT -5 wambam said:

I wonder what it would be like to have money like this.

See and it's not just the owning of the shoes, it's the wearing of them.  She has a reason for all those shoes.  She actually has places to go and people to see in all her pairs of shoes.  It's not just purposeless collection.  The shoes are only the tip of the iceberg. 

She's fancy. 

And clothes to wear them with

[waffletime]

There aren't even words for my jealousy.

[moolarkey]

That looks like 70 pairs of shoes just in the shelves we can see. Wonder how many she owns.

I had a co-worker that never wore the same outfit twice and I mean outfit. She had accessories, shoes, bags to coordinate. She repeated accessories, shoes, bags but not clothes. She worked so she wouldn't be bored and her whole income was just fun money for her.

[waffletime]

Also, I desperately want to see the rest of her closet(s), lol.

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Nov 26, 2014 20:22:07 GMT -5 wambam said:

Nov 26, 2014 20:21:38 GMT -5 @imback said:

See and it's not just the owning of the shoes, it's the wearing of them.  She has a reason for all those shoes.  She actually has places to go and people to see in all her pairs of shoes.  It's not just purposeless collection.  The shoes are only the tip of the iceberg. 

She's fancy. 

And clothes to wear them with

Oh, the clothes.  I would probably just wrap them around me or throw them on a bed and roll around in them Indecent Proposal style, err, or something.  

[eb777888]

She seems like she has a fun life.

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Nov 26, 2014 20:28:13 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

She seems like she has a fun life.

She is so great. I'm going to miss seeing her every day.

[runforrest]

I hate her, lol.

[zoidberg]

MY friend just texted me a picture of her office drawer filled with plastic bags and taco shells. NAME BRAND taco shells.

Livin' large.

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Nov 26, 2014 20:38:02 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

MY friend just texted me a picture of her office drawer filled with plastic bags and taco shells. NAME BRAND taco shells.

Livin' large.

It's ok. My other friend texted me a photo of her son with a handful of leaves. He said it was weed.

So much for keeping Daddy's secret.

[eb777888]

LOL LOL LOL!!!! OMG!

[zoidberg]

Nov 26, 2014 20:40:04 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Nov 26, 2014 20:38:02 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

MY friend just texted me a picture of her office drawer filled with plastic bags and taco shells. NAME BRAND taco shells.

Livin' large.

It's ok. My other friend texted me a photo of her son with a handful of leaves. He said it was weed.

So much for keeping Daddy's secret.

Ha!!

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Nov 26, 2014 20:48:36 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

All I can think of when I look at those shoes is "I would break my fucking neck and both ankles just trying to go down a flight of stairs in those motherfuckers."

She ran like the wind up a flight of stairs in four-inch stilettos once after we went out to lunch, and she was suddenly stricken with diarrhea.

She is incredible!

[cville]

Le sigh. My dream.

[rupertpenny]

Does she ever wear flats?

I want to see the bag section of the closet. I hope she's taking requests haha.

[Nonny]

This sure beats my storage box under my bed.

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Nov 26, 2014 21:05:51 GMT -5 rupertpenny said:

Does she ever wear flats?

I want to see the bag section of the closet. I hope she's taking requests haha.

Almost never wears flats. We joke that she has Barbie feet -- incapable of wearing flats. LOL.

Her bags are epic, too.

[Nicole]

Lemme guess that this is the same friend that donated her designer shoes to Goodwill?

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Nov 26, 2014 21:51:17 GMT -5 Nicole said:

Lemme guess that this is the same friend that donated her designer shoes to Goodwill?

Yup.

[speckledfrog]

You know the most fascinating people.