Post by unclejesse on Nov 27, 2014 19:36:20 GMT -5
MH's cousin got back together with his trashy ex girlfriend. I'm sure our faces were classic when she walked in. MH's other cousin's daughter is 15. She has 6,000 followers on IG. She has no idea who many of them are. The mom thinks it's very cool she's a mini IG celebrity.
Post by honeybee503 on Nov 27, 2014 20:18:33 GMT -5
H's creepy uncle for giving me a gross, wet kiss on the cheek when I haven't seen him for 2 years and have probably only seen him about 8 times in my entire life. He also kept patting my shoulders. Leave me alone! Ewww.
I also judged my 2 year old for not liking pumpkin pie, lol.
my sister for getting BEYOND bitchy since my dad forgot she was allergic to pork and put bacon in the Brussels sprouts. We weren't even expecting them to come to dinner.
I'm judging my H right now for his inability to understand the difference between being firm with and being threatening to a toddler, being unable to be calm when I'm not calm, and being unable to engage his child without the help of the idiot box. Can I go back to work yet?
I'm hard side eyeing my smil. She drank so much and becomes so obnoxious. Like, push in front of me to tell A to do something or not do something. She even got in dh's face insisting that she was right about something so stupid. I'm shocked dh didn't tell her to back the f up. I hate obnoxious drunks.
Post by formerlyllizzyb on Nov 27, 2014 21:12:55 GMT -5
Yep, judged my kid for not eating anything new
Judged my brother for thinking he can educate my grandparents. Dude. They're in their 80s. I promise you, their opinions will not change at this point. Know your audience.
All in all it was a very mild day. Not a whole lot of judge worthy material.
My MIL for pulling a fast one on us again. I agreed to stay at DH's grandma's house with all of us crammed into a room and not at the hotel because it was only two nights. Well come to find out tonight that really she thought she had told us it was three nights. Ugh
My grandma was asking me about the baby and said; "so you get to schedule it? When do you find out?" I explained how we set a date but if I go into labor it will be earlier so I don't really know 100%. Then she said "at least you don't have to do it the hard way like me."
I am so sick of these comments! I've been getting them from everyone my entire pregnancy! How is surgery easy!?
Also! My brother asked me what month I'm due. How does he not know!? He also told me he paid someone 140$ to rake his leaves once, because it was too much work. Apparently it took 6hrs. 23$ per hour to rake leaves, sign me up!
I judged M for not wanting ANY of her dinner. Weirdo.
Me too. But she went and took a nap for 2 hours instead.
I am paranoid about food being left out for too long. We ate at 2pm and MIL let all the food sit out until around 7. I am not eating any of the left overs.
I judge inappropriate use of the word "fun." When we were planning what to make for dinner someone commented that it's "fun" to put pomegranate seeds in salad. Delicious, creative, seasonal, nice....ok. It's not "fun."
As you can see I did not have a particularly side-eye-worthy holiday.
My grandma was asking me about the baby and said; "so you get to schedule it? When do you find out?" I explained how we set a date but if I go into labor it will be earlier so I don't really know 100%. Then she said "at least you don't have to do it the hard way like me."
I am so sick of these comments! I've been getting them from everyone my entire pregnancy! How is surgery easy!?
Go home Granny, you're drunk! Why do people feel the need to say stuff like this. A c-section terrifies me because it is SURGERY! That is far from easy!!
I'm judging my ILs for sneaking out while G and cousin were napping to go play bingo and slot machines. We're leaving tomorrow morning so won't see them again until January but gambling beat out an afternoon and evening with their grandkids.
My grandma was asking me about the baby and said; "so you get to schedule it? When do you find out?" I explained how we set a date but if I go into labor it will be earlier so I don't really know 100%. Then she said "at least you don't have to do it the hard way like me."
I am so sick of these comments! I've been getting them from everyone my entire pregnancy! How is surgery easy!?
Duh! Having your stomach cut open is totes the easy way! That's obviously why I'm having a repeat c/s. None of this hard stuff for me.
My grandma was asking me about the baby and said; "so you get to schedule it? When do you find out?" I explained how we set a date but if I go into labor it will be earlier so I don't really know 100%. Then she said "at least you don't have to do it the hard way like me."
I am so sick of these comments! I've been getting them from everyone my entire pregnancy! How is surgery easy!?
Duh! Having your stomach cut open is totes the easy way! That's obviously why I'm having a repeat c/s. None of this hard stuff for me.
/sarcasm
Do people make comments to you often? It's incredible what people say to me and I don't know if it's common. It happens everywhere from work to family events, insane. I might flip on the next person.
Post by thedahliharpa on Nov 28, 2014 0:52:03 GMT -5
The early 20 year old something who was with her boyfriend at our thanksgiving that hung on every word my husband said and laughed too loudly at his jokes.
Oh, but a whole damn parking lot got to witness the spectacle of what will now always be known as "PoopsGiving". Biggest poop nightmare of my parenting career. It tops the H newborn 7 poopsplosion of 2009. So much fucking poop you guys!
My (step) uncles are the worst... but they are also hilarious. The family leans pretty conservative... anyway, tonight we were talking about old kids' tv shows and someone brought up Bill Cosby and OH BOY... my uncles started talking about it and of course one of them said that he doesn't believe about "all the women coming out of the woodwork" and "they all had to be coached right? that cant be true", etc etc etc. "Because things like that aren't ever true and let me give you examples why..."
I could see H putting his head in his hands, either trying to prevent a headache or trying to prevent himself from saying anything.
The early 20 year old something who was with her boyfriend at our thanksgiving that hung on every word my husband said and laughed too loudly at his jokes.
Oh, but a whole damn parking lot got to witness the spectacle of what will now always be known as "PoopsGiving". Biggest poop nightmare of my parenting career. It tops the H newborn 7 poopsplosion of 2009. So much fucking poop you guys!
From D? Do you think it was a reaction to the other day? That's Laney's new reaction. SO. MUCH. POOP.
The early 20 year old something who was with her boyfriend at our thanksgiving that hung on every word my husband said and laughed too loudly at his jokes.
Oh, but a whole damn parking lot got to witness the spectacle of what will now always be known as "PoopsGiving". Biggest poop nightmare of my parenting career. It tops the H newborn 7 poopsplosion of 2009. So much fucking poop you guys!
Omg Poor thing.
Thats creepy about the 20 year old. I've had that experience (with my kind of oblivious H) and it is awkward.