A few weeks ago, I started a glorious random boasting about how it was my turn to get up early with the kiddos and they were both sleeping late and I was sipping coffee on the patio. Well joke's on me, this week! The baby has been up since 5 and would NOT go back down. The sun is not up yet and I'm grumpy as fuck.
I cancelled my plans for the day to watch the kid so mh could bang out as much work on our stairs as possible. ...and he's still asleep. I tried to wake him up and he ignored me and then pushed me off thr bed. Are you 12?! Get the fuck up and get to work!
A few weeks ago, I started a glorious random boasting about how it was my turn to get up early with the kiddos and they were both sleeping late and I was sipping coffee on the patio. Well joke's on me, this week! The baby has been up since 5 and would NOT go back down. The sun is not up yet and I'm grumpy as fuck.
A few weeks ago, I started a glorious random boasting about how it was my turn to get up early with the kiddos and they were both sleeping late and I was sipping coffee on the patio. Well joke's on me, this week! The baby has been up since 5 and would NOT go back down. The sun is not up yet and I'm grumpy as fuck.
Misery loves company? It's also my morning. DH and I went out last night and I had too many margaritas. Both of my kids were up at 5:45. Clearly they hate me.
The kid are a waffle, (my) handful of cheese, and two pouches for breakfast and was still asking for more food. I feel kind of terrible for cutting off the food but at the same time I think we've already crossed the line into stomachache territory.
OMG FUCK ME! Ben lost a tooth last night and I TOTALLY forgot! He just woke up (also insanely early) all sad that the godamn tooth fairy didn't come. Oh, man, I feel like shit. And I didn't want to do the fucking tooth fairy in the first place! Thanks, Grammy!
I cancelled my plans for the day to watch the kid so mh could bang out as much work on our stairs as possible. ...and he's still asleep. I tried to wake him up and he ignored me and then pushed me off thr bed. Are you 12?! Get the fuck up and get to work!
Put the kid on him. Jack is good at making h jump out of bed
I don't even know where to start, but yesterday was my breaking point with work, and I had to write a lengthy email to the wing manager. I've let the failures of this place go for two months already, limiting my complaints to verbal commiserating with my fellow interns. Its affecting the care and safety of my clients now and I won't stand for it anymore. The manager is a great guy under far too much pressure also, but I was thisclose to telling him to grow some balls yesterday. I will be documenting everything from now on.
That, and our humidifier fan made this horrific noise early this morning which woke me up suddenly thinking our building was collapsing. About 3 minutes later, my 5am alarm went off cuz I have to work today. Rage.
I watched the season 6 finale of Sons of Anarchy last night just before bed. I ended up having a terrible dream and woke up with a headache. Plus DS woke up at 6.
OMG FUCK ME! Ben lost a tooth last night and I TOTALLY forgot! He just woke up (also insanely early) all sad that the godamn tooth fairy didn't come. Oh, man, I feel like shit. And I didn't want to do the fucking tooth fairy in the first place! Thanks, Grammy!
I forgot St. Nicholas day. I had to sneak out to the car like I was smuggling cocaine and bring in the chocolate santas. Then I had to find just random shoes and put them in front of the living room fireplace without either kid noticing.
ETA which is to say, go do it now and tell him he must just have not seen it. Maybe let it have slipped behind the headboard.
I'm not familiar with this. Who brings the chocolate santas?
*Luckily*, last night Ben and I got into an argument over the proper tooth procedure. He wrote a note to the tooth fairy and I insisted he put the bloody little thing in the envelope. He didn't want to because the she couldn't find it. I told him he was right and I was wrong and we'll do it his way tonight and see what happens. Then I set an alarm for 11 pm so I don't forget again!
I went to a Christmas party last night and there was a creepy ass elf on the shelf looking at me.
I cannot wait until the solstice because these days are getting so short. I need them to start getting longer!
I must say, I do not get the elf thing AT ALL. I'm Jewish, so we don't do santa. Be apart from that, I kind of have a problem installing belief in false beings. See my rant above about the tooth fairy - lol. But fine, whatever. Santa and the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy have been around for decades and most children believe in them (because they leave evidence!). But to introduce a new one is just so odd to me! Not to mention the dedication it takes. Doesn't that elf watch for a whole month?
OMG FUCK ME! Ben lost a tooth last night and I TOTALLY forgot! He just woke up (also insanely early) all sad that the godamn tooth fairy didn't come. Oh, man, I feel like shit. And I didn't want to do the fucking tooth fairy in the first place! Thanks, Grammy!
Tooth fairy must have been sick. I'm sure he"ll explain to Ben.
Post by ChillyMcFreeze on Dec 6, 2014 11:37:34 GMT -5
We're at the beach with my family this weekend, and we have two adjacent condos. Both TVs are on. In one corner (my parents'): MSNBC. In the other corner (my aunt and uncle's): Fox News. God help us when the booze starts flowing.
The thing is, I was getting a little wakeful around 5:30 because that's when I normally get up. But apparently I fell back asleep and I could NOT wake up when she did. It was touch and go and I think I prepared her breakfast with my eyes shut.
I went to a Christmas party last night and there was a creepy ass elf on the shelf looking at me.
I cannot wait until the solstice because these days are getting so short. I need them to start getting longer!
I must say, I do not get the elf thing AT ALL. I'm Jewish, so we don't do santa. Be apart from that, I kind of have a problem installing belief in false beings. See my rant above about the tooth fairy - lol. But fine, whatever. Santa and the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy have been around for decades and most children believe in them (because they leave evidence!). But to introduce a new one is just so odd to me! Not to mention the dedication it takes. Doesn't that elf watch for a whole month?
Yes, I totally agree!! I didn't want to do Santa prior to having kids and my MIL looked at me like I was evil. So, in our house, Santa stuffs stockings and brings one little toy (game or ball or something) but mom and dad are the awesome ones who buy you the lego set you've been wanting for 3 months.
Took the kids to see Big Hero 6 last night; it was so much fun to just go and see a movie with them and not worry that it was going to turn into a meltdown. YAY for having kids old enough to do fun stuff with.
Today is house decorating for christmas day. Woo. I'm excited for it to be done, but not excited to do it.
We have a metric crapton of stuff to get rid of (to Goodwill or wherever), including a massive sectional sofa. We were going to do multiple runs in my van, but H's gotten it into his head that it would be better/faster/easier to just rent a U-Haul and do it in one big run. I'm not convinced. Especially because my incredibly painful neck/shoulder has not yet resolved itself, so I don't see myself being able to help much, if at all, with carrying big heavy things. But it's got to happen, because my IL's are coming for christmas, and all this to-be-donated crap is living in our guest room.
It's pouring down rain so our plans for today were cancelled. DS is bored and DH is being lazy as hell. I'm ready to go to Starbucks and leave them both for dead.
One of the departments at work has an elf on the shelf. I don't get this at all. They have a newer manager and so some of the older managers are keeping an eye on them to make sure they don't do anything inappropriate(apparently someone mentioned putting it on a pole to look like a stripper, older manager was like hell no).
I'm grumpy because I just fought the crazies at the grocery store. I was stuck behind this woman who had every part of her cart overflowing - the main basket, the basket where little kids sit, even the bottom - just full of shit. It was insane. And there was only one lane open so I had no where to go.