I woke up after my wisdom teeth and was so out of it. The nurse said don't put anything in my mouth for x number of days. I turned to DH (then boyfriend) and pantomimed giving a blow job and said guess you aren't getting this.. I'm klassy under anesthesia.
After my tonsillectomy a couple years ago I couldn't talk, so I had a pen and paper. I was squinting really hard and kept seeing this German Shepperd next to the bed instead of my mom, so wrote a note tbat said "sometimes I think you're a dog". She still had it.
Post by sawyerthedestroyer on Aug 3, 2012 13:45:16 GMT -5
Oh man. I have to have the same thing done in a couple of weeks. Morphine was the wildest ride I've ever been on (c-section) and I hope to keep it that way.
Singing to Lady Gaga at the top of your lungs is hilarious though.