So whose kids asked for something weird for Christmas?

[scattered]

Because once again Jack has asked for some weird fucking thing that I don't think is even real. Somehow H got him to change his request to Disney Infinity, but seriously. What the hell is a "crayon that splits into two crayons and becomes a hot wheel." We got him that POS melt'n mold factory last year when he asked for something similar. 

[dizzycooks]

Hmm ok not that wierd, but I'm loving the simplicity of dd1s requests. She wants a micky mouse toothbrush and she said the baby wants a tutu. Done and done.

[gastro]

A blue street sweeper named dusty. Last year it was a hydraulic shear excavator. Thank you amazon for having both.

[minismama]

She wants a baby girl. Another baby. Except this time she asked if she could have it in her belly. I kid you not I almost drove off the road.

[gastro]

Dec 17, 2014 20:49:44 GMT -5 minismama said:

She wants a baby girl. Another baby. Except this time she asked if she could have it in her belly. I kid you not I almost drove off the road.

Oh dear! My DS asked if the baby I'm having could be "another K" (like a clone) so he could nurse again. He stopped nursing a year ago and is still obsessed with "the milks".

[newgirl412]

Look up hot wheels car maker. That is probably what he is asking for.

[wheresmyspatula]

Jack asked for a baguette. It's on his wish list and everything! He loves bread and when ever I buy a baguette he begs and begs and begs for pieces. Usually I have it purchased with a plan in mind so I only give him a chunk or two, so he asked Santa for one of his very own. I have to remember to run to the store on Christmas Eve and grab one.

[jjt616]

A monkey. Kid you not.
I said oh a stuffed monkey? No, a monkey.
A toy monkey?
No mommy a monkey like ooooo oooo Ahhh ahh.
Oh hunny monkeys live outside and far away. We can't have a monkey in the house.

So then she said ok mommy I want a Christmas candle, a candy came, chocolates and gold!! Lol

[andrewsgal]

www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=20615786&cagpspn=plat_15652730&camp=PLAPPCG-_-PID15652730:TRUS&eESource=CAPLA_DF:20615786:TRUS

Your kid isn't asking for weird stuff he is just misunderstood;)

[quesyrah]

Does he want the hot wheels car maker? That's what we got DS

[quesyrah]

Okay I really need to start reading all the replies first. We got what AG linked

[mamaalysson]

DD asked for a kaleidoscope, but what she really meant was microscope. When she realized her mistake after seeing Santa, she decided to draw him a picture of what she really wanted. This is what she drew:

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Yup.  Looks like a penis to me too.

[minismama]

Dec 17, 2014 23:22:15 GMT -5 mamaalysson said:

DD asked for a kaleidoscope, but what she really meant was microscope. When she realized her mistake after seeing Santa, she decided to draw him a picture of what she really wanted. This is what she drew:



Yup.  Looks like a penis to me too.

This is hysterical.  

[NandaB]

G asked for the "Lightning the Queen" (cars) because his stopped working and I convinced him he should ask for a playhouse for his sister (since, um, we got them one. Lol) then at a last minute breakfast with Santa on Sun he asked for a cars umbrella. Target doesn't have these. Neither does walmart and the handful of other places I checked. Supposedly toys r us has one, so I get to go there today after I drop him off

[zbeesma86]

Omg these are making me laugh so hard. Kids are so silly!

Z asked for a baby sister, thanks to Daniel tiger. & a trash truck. A real one.

[magentawarped]

Scarlett just says "presents" when asked. Got ya covered, kid.

[goillini823]

Dec 18, 2014 9:57:52 GMT -5 NandaB said:

G asked for the "Lightning the Queen" (cars) because his stopped working and I convinced him he should ask for a playhouse for his sister (since, um, we got them one. Lol) then at a last minute breakfast with Santa on Sun he asked for a cars umbrella. Target doesn't have these. Neither does walmart and the handful of other places I checked. Supposedly toys r us has one, so I get to go there today after I drop him off

DS has a cars umbrella. I'm pretty sure he got it at Payless.

[scattered]

AG sent me the link on FB and I found it on amazon. My mom got it for him.

Once again you bitches save Christmas.

[NandaB]

Dec 18, 2014 14:55:16 GMT -5 goillini823 said:

Dec 18, 2014 9:57:52 GMT -5 NandaB said:

G asked for the "Lightning the Queen" (cars) because his stopped working and I convinced him he should ask for a playhouse for his sister (since, um, we got them one. Lol) then at a last minute breakfast with Santa on Sun he asked for a cars umbrella. Target doesn't have these. Neither does walmart and the handful of other places I checked. Supposedly toys r us has one, so I get to go there today after I drop him off

DS has a cars umbrella. I'm pretty sure he got it at Payless.

Thanks. Toys r us saved the day. Plus I got some pacifiers in case I have a baby that needs presents.

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My kids also say "presents"...I don't think they get that they can request specific things? I'll take it for one more year! :0D