Nope. You'd be surprised by the things I don't know. lol
OK then, gather ye round, CEP newbs while I tell you a tale that will astound.
Once upon a time, we had a poster named Dylanite. He was married to another poster. He would post offensive and insane things, but people tolerated him because his wife was nice. But behind the scenes, Dylanite was up to something. For years, he quietly would send PMs to various posters just to see who'd bite. Sometimes, he'd tell them that they had an awesome response to a post. Other times, he'd ask them for their picture. Eventually, one poster fell for his "charm." She was a hose beast who called people Massengil dripping cuntwiches, so really, they were perfect for each other. He left his wife and moved out of state to be with this poster.
WTAF?! How do I not know this? I GTG'ed with Massengil and she alluded to something being up, but I had no idea. And Dyl and his wife are still married. :-#
OK then, gather ye round, CEP newbs while I tell you a tale that will astound.
Once upon a time, we had a poster named Dylanite. He was married to another poster. He would post offensive and insane things, but people tolerated him because his wife was nice. But behind the scenes, Dylanite was up to something. For years, he quietly would send PMs to various posters just to see who'd bite. Sometimes, he'd tell them that they had an awesome response to a post. Other times, he'd ask them for their picture. Eventually, one poster fell for his "charm." She was a hose beast who called people Massengil dripping cuntwiches, so really, they were perfect for each other. He left his wife and moved out of state to be with this poster.
WTAF?! How do I not know this? I GTG'ed with Massengil and she alluded to something being up, but I had no idea. And Dyl and his wife are still married. :-#
Only if they remarried...he left her and moved to the Seattle area...
WTAF?! How do I not know this? I GTG'ed with Massengil and she alluded to something being up, but I had no idea. And Dyl and his wife are still married. :-#
Only if they remarried...he left her and moved to the Seattle area...
WTAF?! How do I not know this? I GTG'ed with Massengil and she alluded to something being up, but I had no idea. And Dyl and his wife are still married. :-#
Only if they remarried...he left her and moved to the Seattle area...
He moved back.
I met his wife last fall, prior to them working things out. She's really awesome, so while I don't understand why she took him back, well, it's her decision to make. It just makes me sad that we no longer talk. She still posts now and then over on another board, but nothing too personal, which I can't really blame her for, considering the circumstances. In any case, I hope things are good in her life.
Only if they remarried...he left her and moved to the Seattle area...
According to her FB page they're together.
eta: I didn't realized she still posted on PB.
Wow. She posted on ML briefly (new SN), and he was gone. I'm sorry to hear they're back together. She really deserves so much better. I always liked her.
Another MM poster/CEP lurker. Although my GBCNing is sporadic enough I read more than post. Proven by the fact I want to reply to something 3 pages ago...
Is now the time I should admit that Ms Massengill brought me to the site that shall not be named about 5 years ago, after about 10 years on another board together (that completely died)? I missed what was happening behind the scenes though. Probably bc I ended up on MM.
Another MM poster/CEP lurker. Although my GBCNing is sporadic enough I read more than post. Proven by the fact I want to reply to something 3 pages ago...
Is now the time I should admit that Ms Massengill brought me to the site that shall not be named about 5 years ago, after about 10 years on another board together (that completely died)? I missed what was happening behind the scenes though. Probably bc I ended up on MM.
1. dead at that confession
2. You need to be a regular here if only because you always have great stuff to say in the few MM politicalish posts. I am not letting you leave, mmmkay?
OK then, gather ye round, CEP newbs while I tell you a tale that will astound.
Once upon a time, we had a poster named Dylanite. He was married to another poster. He would post offensive and insane things, but people tolerated him because his wife was nice. But behind the scenes, Dylanite was up to something. For years, he quietly would send PMs to various posters just to see who'd bite. Sometimes, he'd tell them that they had an awesome response to a post. Other times, he'd ask them for their picture. Eventually, one poster fell for his "charm." She was a hose beast who called people Massengil dripping cuntwiches, so really, they were perfect for each other. He left his wife and moved out of state to be with this poster.
That post is way too long. It shall be midnight reading.
But for now, I need to know the name of the hose beast. I recall someone who enjoyed tossing around cuntwiches, but I can't place the name for the life of me.
YOU MET HER!? And she alluded to something being up!? When was this? Pre-massengill dripping cuntwich or after?
Did she verbally assault you with very creative name calling?
I need to know more. For reasons.
I don't know if jln is referring to the same GTG, but we went to one together a few years ago that massengill also attended. This was before she turned completely caustic and bizarre--she was actually fine at the GTG, but it was clear that she was really unhappy. I think her marriage was in a bad place and my impression was that she was really overwhelmed as a parent.
I never read old threads because I just can't be bothered, but I'm going through this one now, and the word "epic" simply doesn't do it justice. A lot of the finer points will be lost on non-regulars, but reading through the thread and watching the story slowly unfold with every post is amazing. I wish I had time to read through the entire thing right now. I haven't even gotten to the point where Ghosts of CEP Past start appearing because they mysteriously "heard" that we were discussing "things."
ETA: OK, who was this? You created this account for ONE post? We cite you all the time! Come revel in your popularity!
I never read old threads because I just can't be bothered, but I'm going through this one now, and the word "epic" simply doesn't do it justice. A lot of the finer points will be lost on non-regulars, but reading through the thread and watching the story slowly unfold with every post is amazing. I wish I had time to read through the entire thing right now. I haven't even gotten to the point where Ghosts of CEP Past start appearing because they mysteriously "heard" that we were discussing "things."
I love that the ghosts of CEP past aspect of that thread. Because you know everybody was emailing/FBing everybody else being all, "omg remember that thing I told you about that time! ? I wasn't the only one!!"
Except @mrsbecky and I, who were emailing each other saying, "did you know about this?" "no, did you?" "no" "why are we so oblivious?"
I never read old threads because I just can't be bothered, but I'm going through this one now, and the word "epic" simply doesn't do it justice. A lot of the finer points will be lost on non-regulars, but reading through the thread and watching the story slowly unfold with every post is amazing. I wish I had time to read through the entire thing right now. I haven't even gotten to the point where Ghosts of CEP Past start appearing because they mysteriously "heard" that we were discussing "things."
ETA: OK, who was this? You created this account for ONE post? We cite you all the time! Come revel in your popularity!
I also confess to re-reading the first 20 pages last night. I was in stitches all over again. I find a lot of times the posts that are hilarious at the time don't really hold up over time, but this one absolutely does. I plan to finish re-reading sometime this weekend.
I never read old threads because I just can't be bothered, but I'm going through this one now, and the word "epic" simply doesn't do it justice. Â A lot of the finer points will be lost on non-regulars, but reading through the thread and watching the story slowly unfold with every post is amazing. Â I wish I had time to read through the entire thing right now. Â I haven't even gotten to the point where Ghosts of CEP Past start appearing because they mysteriously "heard" that we were discussing "things."
ETA: OK, who was this? Â You created this account for ONE post? Â We cite you all the time! Â Come revel in your popularity!
I also confess to re-reading the first 20 pages last night. Â I was in stitches all over again. Â I find a lot of times the posts that are hilarious at the time don't really hold up over time, but this one absolutely does. Â I plan to finish re-reading sometime this weekend.
It really is some of our strongest work. I can click on pretty much any random page and find a gem or five.
I think one of my favorite posts was heyjude telling me my behavior was between me and my Santa. I still laugh when I think about it.
I had to stop reading because I have to get going, but so far my favorite post is G complaining that we were hashing things out on a day when she was busy and couldn't play, and major responding with something along the lines of, "don't worry, we can keep this going until tomorrow." And by tomorrow, clearly she meant "next year."
ETA: Also, iammalcolmx telling anyone who *didn't* get hit on by Dyl to raise their hand.
I had to stop reading because I have to get going, but so far my favorite post is G complaining that we were hashing things out on a day when she was busy and couldn't play, and major responding with something along the lines of, "don't worry, we can keep this going until tomorrow." And by tomorrow, clearly she meant "next year."
ETA: Also, iammalcolmx telling anyone who *didn't* get hit on by Dyl to raise their hand.
i think it was only us fluffy girls
Nope I never got hit on and I don't think NitaX did either.
I had to stop reading because I have to get going, but so far my favorite post is G complaining that we were hashing things out on a day when she was busy and couldn't play, and major responding with something along the lines of, "don't worry, we can keep this going until tomorrow." And by tomorrow, clearly she meant "next year."
ETA: Also, iammalcolmx telling anyone who *didn't* get hit on by Dyl to raise their hand.
Probably my favorite part of the whole thread (after my selfish part of thinking the whole time "see,I told you all he was a dick." )
But big gay Carl did offer me a 1986 minivan in that epic thread.
OMG, I forgot about big gay Carl. I think I remember actually crying when I read that..so much that I went into a coughing fit.
It was seriously the funniest thing ever on this board. EVER! I tried to explain it to my husband and kept crying tears of laughter and couldn't get my explanation out.
I had to stop reading because I have to get going, but so far my favorite post is G complaining that we were hashing things out on a day when she was busy and couldn't play, and major responding with something along the lines of, "don't worry, we can keep this going until tomorrow." And by tomorrow, clearly she meant "next year."
ETA: Also, iammalcolmx telling anyone who *didn't* get hit on by Dyl to raise their hand.
Probably my favorite part of the whole thread (after my selfish part of thinking the whole time "see,I told you all he was a dick." )
Nothing beats eclaires and pixy0stix asking for an update after Dev came back and told us we ain't shit.
YOU MET HER!? And she alluded to something being up!? When was this? Pre-massengill dripping cuntwich or after?
Did she verbally assault you with very creative name calling?
I need to know more. For reasons.
I don't know if jln is referring to the same GTG, but we went to one together a few years ago that massengill also attended. This was before she turned completely caustic and bizarre--she was actually fine at the GTG, but it was clear that she was really unhappy. I think her marriage was in a bad place and my impression was that she was really overwhelmed as a parent.
Yes, that was it. At one point just her an I were chatting and she asked me if I really wanted kids. (We were TTC at that point) and went on about how shitty it was and it ruins marriages and lives, etc. She was obviously very unhappy and had a few drinks. I knew something was up, but it wasn't until our next GTG that she really started going off the deep end.