This is fitting for this thread. My MIL, who tries to be all cute and is a major attention whore, places two Festivus poles on her doorstep each year. Except she decorates them with tinsel and ornaments. They are to be UNADORNED! Tinsel is distracting jackass.
Edit: Read poster as person. I'm not here enough to have any problems with you people. I'm sorry.
I'm irritated that nomad100 hasn't reveled her gift!
Sorry! I promise I will reveal tonight when I get home from work.
I tried to get a video of the dogs staring at the card looking all "WTF is that?" but it was too blurry (how the hell do people actually take decent video with their phones).
In 16th century Friuli, the bad witches would come out at night, sneak into people's basements, and use long straws to drink up all the wine. Then the good witches would chase them off, beating them with fennel stalks.
So . . . next time, start beating jenny1980 with fennel. Celery might be an acceptable substitute.
In 16th century Friuli, the bad witches would come out at night, sneak into people's basements, and use long straws to drink up all the wine. Then the good witches would chase them off, beating them with fennel stalks.
So . . . next time, start beating jenny1980 with fennel. Celery might be an acceptable substitute.
She might take celery as an invitation for Bloody Marys.
Shit. I guess you'll have to stick with fennel, then.
I'm irritated that nomad100 hasn't reveled her gift!
Sorry! I promise I will reveal tonight when I get home from work.
I tried to get a video of the dogs staring at the card looking all "WTF is that?" but it was too blurry (how the hell do people actually take decent video with their phones).
OK, here's hoping this works. Such a beautiful ornament! And a musical card!
I couldn't get the dogs looking all confused but I think you should be able to hear the musical card.