I'm a Terrible Mom

[Deleted]

I removed his toy from his hand two times in order to put his pajamas on. It was traumatic.

[DarcyLongfellow]

- I kept DD1 home from school for the past three days (because of her stomach virus) making her miss her school Christmas party and also "Polar Express Day"
- I made DD1 take a shower after she got covered in diarrhea from attempting to wipe herself while I cleaned the underwear she soiled
- I wouldn't let DD1 eat cookies for dinner
- I made DD2 angry because I turned the TV to Wild Kratts instead of more episodes of CHOO! CHOO! (aka Thomas)
- I wouldn't let DD2 eat cheese for dinner (she's getting over her MSPI but it's still rough on her tummy, plus she already has the same stomach virus as her sister)

[deo]

- I plugged in the Christmas tree without DS1 "helping"
- I wouldn't let DS1 have chocolate chips for dinner
- I gave DS2 dinner first, when I was supposed to give DS1 dinner first.

[shelbyann]

I took away the dropper after giving her Advil. Her highness would have preferred to continue chewing it indefinitely. Oh the humanity!

[MadamePresident]

I bit her finger after she put it in my mouth.

I didn't mean to make her cry though. I wanted her to stop and she wasn't listening. So I wanted her to feel the consequences.

[jr009j]

I didn't help her wipe her boogers and cuddle with her while driving. I took a sip of coffee.

[Deleted]

I attempted to do routine thing when he "wants to do it!" Including:
Opening and,closing his lotion
closing the dishwasher
throwing away his used floss
picking out his socks
flushing the toilet

The list goes on and on. The kid wants to do everything himself. I swear I hear "No! I want to do it!" At least 1000 times a day.

[Brie]

C has learned to say he loves things.

"I love reindeer!"

"I love Daisy Duck!"

"I love raisins!"

"I love Santa!"

"I love boats!"

"Do you love mommy?"

"NO!"

[yellowbrkrd]

I wouldn't let him pull all the tissues out of the kleenex box
Wouldn't let him eat cheerios off the floor at the restaurant
We offered him dinner at a restaurant
We gave him toys to play with at the restaurant
I tried to put his coat on
We strapped him in his car seat
Brushed his teeth
Changed his diaper
Put his pajamas on

[undecidedowl]

I made him put his pajamas on before turning on Frosty the Snowman.

[changedname]

I wiped her nose so she could breathe

I cleaned her bum rather than let her roll around in her poop all day

[osulori]

I wouldn't let him drink my shampoo. Or put my nice new Tarte stick from jene in his mouth.

[hermione]

I made her leave Grandma's house when we got back from the movies. It was already 30 minutes past bedtime. She sobbed, "LOVE GOGO, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE GOGO" all the way to the car. Pretty sure it made my mom's year, lol

[lilac05]

Monsters! Every single one of you! How could you be such terrible mothers?!!

[littlepeanut]

I asked for a kiss. He shook his head no, signed, "all done" and ran away screaming.

[brooklyn]

I repeatedly stopped J from playing with my grandmother's knives, which she inexplicably stores under the sink. He has mastered opening the latch on that cabinet, which we discovered when he gleefully ran out of the kitchen waving a knife.

[purplecow0206]

~I cleaned her mouth and hands after eating beets
~I stood her up in my lap after thinking she was done nursing (she wasn't.)

And H is a terrible dad because he pulled her out of the bath after she was clean.

[lulu21]

I gave J a bath- you would have thought I was skinning him.

[Deleted]

She kicked her brother today while watching TV so I took all screentime away for the rest of the day.

Cue random meltdowns over it every hour until bedtime.

And otherwise lately that I exist. :/
Hopefully Christmas and a scenery change and H around this weekend will change up her attitude.

[everafter07]

I put aquaphor on her chapped cheeks and couldn't pick her up while I had the oven open.

[Deleted]

I didn't let him go potty for the 4th time. (The last time he said he was "sure all done.")

[niq]

I wouldn't key him chug anti biotics
I put away the mega blocks without letting him help
I took off his clothes to put on pajamas

[greencrayon]

Driving in the car with the lights off. She flipped if they were off and fell asleep when they were on. If I turned them off when she feel asleep, she woke up and started crying again.

[simpsongal]

These are fantastic.

I've wiped an endless river of snot coming from his nose.