Post by DotAndBuzz on Dec 21, 2014 16:15:26 GMT -5
GAME ON.
Take a shot every time a co-dependent sibling not so subtly points out to enabling parents that she needs a new laptop and/or tv because hers are just SO OLD.
Take a shot every time enabling parent of co-dependent sibling makes a passive aggressive comment about your lifestyle, and "poor sibling."
Take a shot every time co-dependent sibling mentions their birthday party/dinner/cake (to be hosted by parent) which shall NOT be overlooked/minimized during this holiday season.
Take a shot every time someone attempts to make you feel guilty for not spending longer with family/in-laws because "you're not working, so what else do you have to do?"
It's the mooooooost wonderful tiiiiime, of the yeeeeeaarrrr!
Take a shot for every family member that comments on all the pregnant/new mom cousin and then makes a pointed comment as to when SOMEONE will also be making an announcement.
No need for more rules, because I'll have already passed out from that one.
Take a shot anytime someone asks you if you think you'll be knocked up by next Christmas.
Take two shots anytime someone asks if you're trying to get pregnant right now.
Take three shots anytime you tell someone that the status of your uterus is none of their business, and that when you decide to start having unprotected sex, you'll let them know. This extra shot isn't taken to relieve stress; it's taken because you deserve it, and go you.
A shot anytime I tell a child to do something and he/she doesn't do it. Another shot when they outright ignore me and I have to yell their name and repeat it. Another shot anytime DH says he's going to do something to help out and then he forgets.
I'll be dead you guys. I'm essentially ignored by everyone in the house including the dogs.
Take a shot every time your ILs discuss plans with rest of family that don't include yours. Take a shot every time passive aggressive judgy remarks are made about you, your appearance, your DH's appearance, and/or his hobby.
Take a drink every time someone forgets the uncle's new girlfriend's name (since he rotates every christmas) Take a drink every time someone suggests we sing, again, from the song book.
We've now moved on to cut the sister in law off every time she goes on about herself with how awesome we have been. We being another family member and I.
Just show up drunk to Christmas eve. This is our plan.
Take a shot every time Ethan blows a fit. (3 times today).
Take a shot every time I see something that reminds me how much I hate this house. (5 times today)
Take a shot every time I ask H to do something, and he disappears to do something else totally irrelevant to getting the house ready for 24 people on Wednesday!!!!! (I am dead from alcohol poisoning).
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Dec 21, 2014 19:36:07 GMT -5
I'm only going to be around my family one day! Nofe Aire!
One shot every time MFRS's boobs hang out. One shot every time MFRS talks about her new 3K laptop or knocks over a box tower of Sephora shipping boxes (MFRS doesn't work). One bomb of your choice whenever Mom jumps in to echo whatever I'm trying to tell the girls, and then repeats it.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Take a shot every time Ethan blows a fit. (3 times today).
Take a shot every time I see something that reminds me how much I hate this house. (5 times today)
Take a shot every time I ask H to do something, and he disappears to do something else totally irrelevant to getting the house ready for 24 people on Wednesday!!!!! (I am dead from alcohol poisoning).
Every time something awkward happens/is said because of my sister's new boyfriend (he's 21, she's 44. She's 2 years older than his mom)
Hold the phone. How did they meet? Did Stella get her groove back?
We're just the four of us, so I have only two: a shot every time we open another oversized piece of plastic for my children purchased by a relative, for which I have no storage space.
Two shots any time my husband makes a strained face of tension because I'm ruining his photos by being in the way or talking in the shot or otherwise parenting/participating in Christmas. Lol. He tries to mask it, but it's so obvious when he's like "goddamnit Cville, your hand blocked the baby's face!" [While I was moving to keep him from falling]
Take a shot every time my oldest sis makes a passive aggressive comment to me (that'll have me knocked out in 10min)
A shot for every time my 17yr old niece talks about how awesome it is that she's engaged. Actually, the plan is for mom & I to take shots every fine we can sneak to the kitchen by ourselves (my oldest sister is her step daughter and calling it a strained relationship would be an understatement. )
For the in-laws: take a shot every time one of them bitches about the store closing not being their fault but their customer's fault.
Take a shot every time MIL or SIL make it obvious a gift they got wasn't what they wanted/good enough.
I'm glad you're all here. Now watching "it's a wonderful life," which I'm not keen on to begin with, while my BEC SIL says all of the lines with the movie. With her new dumb bf, who is just about as backwoods as her soon to be ex husband. MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL, lol.
In case anybody was wondering, Five Finger Death Punch is a real band. I checked.
Totally is. I worked a show once that was them and a band called Trivium. I can't remember the other bands but I do remember Trivium's weird mirror T things they had on stage. They were so shiney!
Post by aussiecrush on Dec 21, 2014 21:30:31 GMT -5
One shot every time H's work tries to call him in between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Min 4, Max 8 Two shots for each in law we've cut out trying to get in touch. Min 1, Max 5. Three shots for each thing my sons break, that doesn't belong to them. 2 today. Good thing I'm going to the store tomorrow.