OMG again.

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I can't with having a boy. Ds was laying on the couch and he looked at me and very seriously complained about his balls sticking.

So I called to H and we talked to ds about it being uncomfortable. Ds said his butt also gets sweaty (plays a lot of sports).

Sooooo I told him I would get him some baby powder. And h explained how to put it on his balls.

And ds said "great, my balls will be fresh and healthy".

I was procrastinating going to target but now I want to leave before there are anymore of these conversations.

[mrsrumfkin]

That's actually adorable. And awesome that he can talk to you guys about these things!

[jlt19]

Hahahahahhahaha!

Oh wait, this will probably be my life someday too: (

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He loves talking about his balls.

And holding them while he watched tv. And adjusting them.

No. Shame.

And he is only 6... This will stop soon right?

[joenali]

The baby powder reminds me of Ross and his leather pants.

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I just got a glimpse into my future, didn't I?

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Dec 22, 2014 20:00:39 GMT -5 joenali said:

The baby powder reminds me of Ross and his leather pants.

I have a feeling it will end up something like this.

[Eagles]

Dec 22, 2014 20:00:07 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

He loves talking about his balls.

And holding them while he watched tv. And adjusting them.

No. Shame.

And he is only 6... This will stop soon right?

My H is 33 and has his hand down there right now.  I call him Al Bundy. 

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Dec 22, 2014 20:01:30 GMT -5 @kande818 said:

I just got a glimpse into my future, didn't I?

Yep.

Balls.

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He also sang Santa Claus is coming to town all night but he replaced Santa with "farty"

[BaliHai]

Dear God, please let my next baby be another girl.






(KIDDING. Mostly. I know I can't escape that easily. )

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Dec 22, 2014 20:05:00 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

H taught KHC about the wonders of Gold Bond Medicated powder. They both walked around the house swaggering and going, "FEELS LIKE A COOL BREEZE UP IN HERE!"

Ahahahaha.

H mentioned gold bond to me but he was worried he wouldn't like the tingling sensation.

But maybe he would?

I have thought about my sons balls tonight way more than I ever thought I would.

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Fresh and healthy was all him.

I have no idea where that came from. Lol.

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Dec 22, 2014 20:00:07 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

He loves talking about his balls.

And holding them while he watched tv. And adjusting them.

No. Shame.

And he is only 6... This will stop soon right?

Lol, yeah right! As long as he has a penis and balls, I don't think much will change  

[marcyiam]

Dec 22, 2014 20:00:07 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

He loves talking about his balls.

And holding them while he watched tv. And adjusting them.

No. Shame.

And he is only 6... This will stop soon right?

If by soon you mean never?  Then yes, soon.  ;-)

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Dec 22, 2014 20:07:23 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

Does he actually say balls? And you keep a straight face?

Yes.

And barely.

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Dec 22, 2014 20:09:05 GMT -5 @natariru said:

I don't feel right calling them balls to S. I've tried scrotum but that word doesn't naturally come out of my mouth, lol.

Lol.

They are balls.

I can't do scrotum.

[iamgrace]

Lol! My 3 year old has been talking a lot about his "happy penis" lately. Uuuugh.

[marcyiam]

Dec 22, 2014 20:09:05 GMT -5 @natariru said:

I don't feel right calling them balls to S. I've tried scrotum but that word doesn't naturally come out of my mouth, lol.

Yeah - so far we have only gotten balls a couple times.  That's been since starting kindergarten.  Yay.  Lol. Mostly we get testicles.

[iamgrace]

Dec 22, 2014 20:11:27 GMT -5 @booby said:

I started pondering my junk when I was pregnant. I have not stopped. I absolutely can't get dressed without doing this first or it doesn't feel right.

Even my kid knows it - he pointed at the powder the other day and said, 'mommy - here - put this on your bum!'.

I give 05heel's H all of the credit for this truly brilliant idea (it was after reading about him doing it that I started).

Pondering. Omg I'm crying.  

[iamgrace]

Dec 22, 2014 20:12:21 GMT -5 @booby said:

Oh, and the penis thing. G woke up with a semi boner and started to cry bc he likes his penis better when it's smooth. Lol forever.

The first time Henry had a boner he noticed he was terrified. "Daddy!  Penis too big, penis toooo big!"   

[moolarkey]

When my son needed a cup for football, freshman year of high school, whe and I went to the sport store to get one. I knew NOTHING about buying this kind of equipment. We start to walk to the aisle where they are... there were a couple of teenage girls looking at something else in the same aisle. I think I'm talking to my son, asking what to buy, and realize I'm talking to air. The kid had fled to the other side of the store. I had to get a clerk, have them explain this stuff to me and pick one out for him.

[marcyiam]

Dec 22, 2014 20:12:19 GMT -5 iamgrace said:

Dec 22, 2014 20:11:27 GMT -5 @booby said:

I started pondering my junk when I was pregnant. I have not stopped. I absolutely can't get dressed without doing this first or it doesn't feel right.

Even my kid knows it - he pointed at the powder the other day and said, 'mommy - here - put this on your bum!'.

I give 05heel's H all of the credit for this truly brilliant idea (it was after reading about him doing it that I started).

Pondering. Omg I'm crying.  

You beat me to it.  Lol

[isabel]

Oh god, lol! There are some fantastic moments in my future.

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Dec 22, 2014 20:11:27 GMT -5 @booby said:

I started pondering my junk when I was pregnant. I have not stopped. I absolutely can't get dressed without doing this first or it doesn't feel right.

Even my kid knows it - he pointed at the powder the other day and said, 'mommy - here - put this on your bum!'.

I give 05heel's H all of the credit for this truly brilliant idea (it was after reading about him doing it that I started).

Lol at pondering.

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Dec 22, 2014 20:12:21 GMT -5 @booby said:

Oh, and the penis thing. G woke up with a semi boner and started to cry bc he likes his penis better when it's smooth. Lol forever.

Oh poor buddy.

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De mentions his penis standing up a couple of times.

We don't talk about it anymore. HA.

[whiskeyandwine]

OMG. 

I am so screwed. I know nothing about boys. 

[cuddlyevil]

My boys are fond of calling it their "junk". DS#1 has a hydroseal, so one side is larger than the other--we're taking him in for a consult early next year but he's going to have surgery. When he noticed it, he thought he was really sick

[nursewife]

I'm not ready for this stuff. DD asked "what's that" during DS's diaper change a few weeks ago. I said it was his penis. She giggled "it's cute. Penis. Silly penis". I kind of wanted to die.