Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Dec 29, 2014 21:34:12 GMT -5
I was looking at their catalog last week and died that they're legit selling vibrators now. Not just the "shoulder massager" that we all know is a Hitachi magic wand. Nope, also very obvious clit stimulators. I mean, if you're into that.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I was looking at their catalog last week and died that they're legit selling vibrators now. Not just the "shoulder massager" that we all know is a Hitachi magic wand. Nope, also very obvious clit stimulators. I mean, if you're into that.
Right?? The two-person remote "massagers" just about killed me dead.
I was looking at their catalog last week and died that they're legit selling vibrators now. Not just the "shoulder massager" that we all know is a Hitachi magic wand. Nope, also very obvious clit stimulators. I mean, if you're into that.
Right?? The two-person remote "massagers" just about killed me dead.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
And decided to read the reviews. This one is cracking me up:
I have chronic neck and back pain and this unit is great for relieving stress. It's great because it records the vibration patterns you use for consistent future massages from the wife.
But this one is just too much: I got Limon before Brookstone started carrying it, but glad to see my favorite retailer has it now as I have been meaning to give this as a gift to a couple friends & family! It makes a great gift! Elegant box outside and in...like opening up a new iPhone! Not only does this little guy do everything they say and more, it also great for messaging sore muscles and is the best stress ball ever!
1) We found someone whose favorite store is Brookstone.
2) This same person thinks a couples vibrator is a great gift for friends and family.
And decided to read the reviews. This one is cracking me up:
I have chronic neck and back pain and this unit is great for relieving stress. It's great because it records the vibration patterns you use for consistent future massages from the wife.
But this one is just too much: I got Limon before Brookstone started carrying it, but glad to see my favorite retailer has it now as I have been meaning to give this as a gift to a couple friends & family! It makes a great gift! Elegant box outside and in...like opening up a new iPhone! Not only does this little guy do everything they say and more, it also great for messaging sore muscles and is the best stress ball ever!
1) We found someone whose favorite store is Brookstone.
2) This same person thinks a couples vibrator is a great gift for friends and family.
Amazing.
This person should really stick to the kinetic sand for gift giving.
And decided to read the reviews. This one is cracking me up:
I have chronic neck and back pain and this unit is great for relieving stress. It's great because it records the vibration patterns you use for consistent future massages from the wife.
But this one is just too much: I got Limon before Brookstone started carrying it, but glad to see my favorite retailer has it now as I have been meaning to give this as a gift to a couple friends & family! It makes a great gift! Elegant box outside and in...like opening up a new iPhone! Not only does this little guy do everything they say and more, it also great for messaging sore muscles and is the best stress ball ever!
1) We found someone whose favorite store is Brookstone.
2) This same person thinks a couples vibrator is a great gift for friends and family.
Amazing.
Wait though did you see that reviews pros and cons? Under cons he listed "doesn't make dinner" and "won't light cigarette". Soooo lol