We're pretty straightforward. "Hey I didn't go to gym at lunch, wanna jump?" Or, "the Red Sox should be in town by Friday night so we should do it tonight."
If we're really seriously telling one another that we've got to poo, it's usually "I'll be back in a few", or "See you soon" kind of w/ a wink. Just knowing it might be a coulpe minutes.
Jokingly, DH says "gotta drop the kids off at the pool".
You caught that this thread was about code words for sex, right?
Oh good grief. No. Oops. This is what I get for doing 2 things at once. Oy. I read toilet and just went down that track. Oy. Don't mind me.
Oh man my H totally pulls out the Barnyard Dance book at story time if he's feeling frisky. Then he waggles his eyebrows at me.
Usually he will come up behind me and whisper in my ear that he wants to butter my biscuits. The only problem with this is a) it's not subtle and b) he doesn't whisper very well.