I need happy distractions

[monsterz]

Post gifs, funny stories or something to make me smile.   

[monsterz]

I'll go first. When I went home earlier this month I did a horrible job packing for the return trip and left a bunch of jr's things at my mom's. There has been a group text going on where she asks questions on which of us left a clothing item behind, all have been mine. The latest one asked about a missing sock. When I told her it belonged to jr I get the following text from her:

"Do you have the other one, if sober will send it."

Not sure what my sobriety at the time had to do with her sending a missing sock but we got a good laugh out of that.

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I was singing along to some Whitney Houston. Betty came running from the other room and started to lick my face.

[dana86]

Apparently a pair of my lace type underwear got stuck in one of H's work sweatshirts. He found it later while at work. Not sure if others were around or what the situation was but oops!

[FrozenSunshine]

I was talking about menu planning with a girlfriend on FB messenger the other night and she responded "my panty needs stocking" instead of pantry, which we had a nice chuckle over.

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This rat's owner is rude and keeps trying to make him eat broccoli!! He keeps politely refusing
laughingsquid.com/discerning-rat-repeatedly-refuses-and-politely-returns-each-piece-of-broccoli-offered-to-him-by-his-human/

the second video looks like he's say "yeeechh!!!" after he passes the broccoli back to her

#broccolihatersunite #Dextersolidarity

[mkate710]

Jan 20, 2015 15:48:22 GMT -5 @uwhuskygirl said:

I was singing along to some Whitney Houston. Betty came running from the other room and started to lick my face.

Coco does this to me every time I sing. I get it, dog.

[InBetweenDays]

Along the lines of what UW mentioned, my dog hates it when I dance. Only me. Anyone else he is fine, but if I try and bust a move he starts barking at me.

[InBetweenDays]