S/O weird office habits

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Repeatedly walking into my neighbor's office, thinking it's mine.

[pittsmcgee]

I can be a bitch
I constantly have headphones blaring loud rock music and am usually lip syncing and air guitar-ing or air-drumming
I avoid answering my phone at all costs

[spellingbea]

Jan 23, 2015 16:37:27 GMT -5 sharknado said:

I use a heating pad everyday
I fart, loudly

You audibly fart around your co-workers? That's bold, lol.

I eat bananas, which apparently makes me a monster.

[sharknado]

Jan 23, 2015 19:40:54 GMT -5 spellingbea said:

Jan 23, 2015 16:37:27 GMT -5 sharknado said:

I use a heating pad everyday
I fart, loudly

You audibly fart around your co-workers? That's bold, lol.

I eat bananas, which apparently makes me a monster.

No, not like sitting next to them. I have offices in each of my schools.

[Deleted]

I am judging all of you.

[lilybug]

I reheat fish/broccoli/etc in the microwave, but everyone does. On days when the hospital cafeteria serves salmon our break room is pungent.

I eat snacks in the hallway or at the nurses' station.

I bring my own kcups and don't share.

[everyjuan]

I whistle all day long. I will explode if I don't.
I sing loudly. Sometimes it's an actual song and other times it's just about what I'm doing. Gotta get some more taaaaape... (I'm basically the Turrget lady)

It's not on purpose, but somehow when I poop at work, it's always *just* after our janitor cleans the toilets. I'm pretty sure she hates me.

I bring speshul creamer from home and don't share with anyone. I always mean to take the empty container home to recycle, but I forget. Last week I had two empties and a new container in the fridge before someone was like WTF.

I hate myself. lol

[brighton]

I eat cereal at my desk.

[wambam]

Jan 26, 2015 10:33:56 GMT -5 TR said:

I've made popcorn, eaten tuna, and reheated stuff I'm sure smells weird in the microwave. Sorry.

I also hum and and sing out loud, but hopefully softly enough that no one can hear my outside of my office.

Yep, just did this about an hour ago.

[iamali]

I sneeze. A lot. Not just one. When I sneeze it's like six sneezes in a row.

I do take allergy meds, so I can't imagine how awful it'd be if I didn't.

[Eagles]

Jan 26, 2015 10:25:57 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

I am judging all of you.

I HAVE A SMALL BLADDER, LAZ.

[lexxasaurus]

I tap my nails, click my tongue, or talk to myself when I'm thinking.
I sing out loud and like everyjuan sometimes it's just work related babble ("Sooo many staples, pullin' all the staples").
I heat up strange smelling food all the time, in fact I have popcorn almost everyday.

[deanlicker78]

I set my keys and coffee cup down and forget where I left them all of the time. Daily. Sometimes multiple times a day. It drives one of my coworkers crazy.

[everyjuan]

Jan 26, 2015 11:01:02 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

I love you everyjuan . But if we worked together I would murder you.

Thanks, I get that a lot (heart)

lol

[birdistheword]

wait...what's wrong with eating bananas? I must have missed this, and I need to know how harshly to judge the banana-eaters in here.

[wambam]

Jan 26, 2015 11:09:53 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

wait...what's wrong with eating bananas? I must have missed this, and I need to know how harshly to judge the banana-eaters in here.

A bunch of people told me they smell bad and that it's a gross visual.

[spellingbea]

Oh, I currently have 3 yogurts in the fridge that I brought in before giving up dairy. I meant to tell my boss so he could eat them, but I'm pretty sure they're expired by now. And still they sit.

[popple]

Jan 26, 2015 10:39:19 GMT -5 brighton said:

I eat cereal at my desk.

I'm sorry but how is this weird and/or wrong?

[popple]

I talk to myself, and eat an apple every day.

[brighton]

Jan 26, 2015 11:23:19 GMT -5 popple said:

Jan 26, 2015 10:39:19 GMT -5 brighton said:

I eat cereal at my desk.

I'm sorry but how is this weird and/or wrong?

It's loud?

[spellingbea]

Jan 26, 2015 11:11:23 GMT -5 wambam said:

Jan 26, 2015 11:09:53 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

wait...what's wrong with eating bananas? I must have missed this, and I need to know how harshly to judge the banana-eaters in here.

A bunch of people told me they smell bad and that it's a gross visual.

I just can't feel too bad about the bananas. Its not like I'm cracking open a whole durian, or fellating it during morning meeting.

Besides, I work in an inpatient facility, where there are far worse smells.

[popple]

Jan 26, 2015 11:24:22 GMT -5 brighton said:

Jan 26, 2015 11:23:19 GMT -5 popple said:

I'm sorry but how is this weird and/or wrong?

It's loud?

Weird. I've found a lot of things offensive but I don't think I could get mad at someone about eating cereal. Seems like NBD.

[BaliHai]

I eat breakfast and lunch at my desk.

I clip my nails in the bathroom if/when I can't stand how they're hitting my computer keys.

[rageragerage]

Jan 26, 2015 11:23:19 GMT -5 popple said:

Jan 26, 2015 10:39:19 GMT -5 brighton said:

I eat cereal at my desk.

I'm sorry but how is this weird and/or wrong?

The sound of people eating cereal in particular sends me over the edge.  I cannot be in the same room with my DH when he has cereal.