Rory the Target Snack Bar Guy? No idea otherwise...
Didn't you, like, do a deposition while in labor or something?
Ha! Yes, I negotiated a major transaction in labor. Like in a fancy boardroom at another law firm, with me and seven older men sitting around a table while I tried not to wince in pain every five minutes and prayed to God my water didn't break until I could get out of there. I even stuck two giant size maxi pads in my pants before the meeting just in case. I don't know what I was thinking.
When the client I was representing later found out I had a baby that day he was flabbergasted. He was like "but we were in that meeting until after 5. When did you have time to have a baby?"
Ha! Yes, I negotiated a major transaction in labor. Like in a fancy boardroom at another law firm, with me and seven older men sitting around a table while I tried not to wince in pain every five minutes and prayed to God my water didn't break until I could get out of there. I even stuck two giant size maxi pads in my pants before the meeting just in case. I don't know what I was thinking.
When the client I was representing later found out I had a baby that day he was flabbergasted. He was like "but we were in that meeting until after 5. When did you have time to have a baby?"
Someone add "badass lawyer" to hens' entry in the MMM spreadsheet This is awesome.
I would have live posted the whole saga here, but between representing my client and crossing my legs really tight, I didn't have time to GBCN.
I think h is known for a lucrative and mysterious part time job.
Eta: also following old school etiquette rules
Okay, this is cracking me up. I promise my job is far less mysterious and probably far less lucrative than you think it is. I am kind of old school about certain etiquette things, though.
I think h is known for a lucrative and mysterious part time job.
Eta: also following old school etiquette rules
Okay, this is cracking me up. I promise my job is far less mysterious and probably far less lucrative than you think it is. I am kind of old school about certain etiquette things, though.
Oh that reminds me. I am probably known for my old school etiquette stance on thank-you notes, lol. Just consider me the polar opposite of @this.
One day I hope to meet @this in person so we can fight to the death over this issue.