So for our gym Christmas party, we did a white elephant exchange. Someone brought as their gift a life size cardboard cut out of a picture of our gym owner. It was hilarious and gym owner thought the excitement over it would wane. But it absolutely has not. We call it "flatmitch". If people notice that flatmitch isn’t out, they’ll go get him and pose him around the gym and dress him and put it on instagram or FB. Well, flatmitch now has an instagram. You have to go check it out. It will make your day, even though you don’t know flatmitch personally.
So did realmitch open flatmitch, based on the first photo on the account? Or does flatmitch belong to the chick who took him to Knoxville?
When Realmitch opened his white elephant gift, the guy who made Flatmitch brought him out and Realmitch opened him. Flatmitch has been living at the gym ever since, but the girl who owns the account also took him to Knoxville. She works at the gym and travels to local comps for her side business, so she is Flatmitch’s caretaker lol.
I’m so glad you guys are finding this is funny as I am.