KFC debuts latest food travesty

[darnkatz]

Um, I would eat this. I know it's wrong, but I totally would. I have a weakness for hot dogs and fried chicken.

KFC debuts latest food travesty, the Double Down Dog


Get those Tums ready.
KFC, the fast food
chain best known for consistently finding innovative new ways to clog
your arteries, has debuted its latest food abomination: the Double Down
Dog. It's a hot dog drizzled with cheese sauce and swaddled by a fried
chicken bun.


And they say fast food isn't good for you.

This is a followup to the restaurant's Double Down sandwich, a.k.a. a bacon cheeseburger with fried chicken for buns that was only available in South Korea.
The Double Down Dog will only be available in the Philippines for two
days. It seems as though America is not yet ready, which is either a
blessing or a curse. Only time, and blood tests, will tell.
Each participating location will also only be able to sell 50 items per day — and that's 50 too many.

[chedifuen]

NO! I can't unsee that picture. Vomit!!!

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Tags: yellow glerf, bukkake dog, sinus infection, no tissue so I used this hot dog wrapped in chicken, bucket of coleslaw

[summer]

When you know better, do better.

Stuff like this actually makes me angry.

[omgzombies]

What did they do to that poor food?!

[msmerymac]

What the hell is in that cheese sauce? Relish? Chopped jalapeno?

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I was all prepared to gleefully announce that I'd eat the shit out of that.

I was wrong.

No.

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 26, 2015 16:56:10 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

I was all prepared to gleefully announce that I'd eat the shit out of that.

I was wrong.

No.

Right? Couldn't they at least get the cheese 7-11 has instead of this sickly pale stuff?

[aliciaflorrick]

I am a pretty adventurous eater but I think I am drawing my line here. That looks nasty.

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I'm not even sure how you eat it. Surely biting down on the chicken sends the hot dog shooting out of the other side, right?

Is the original double down on the menu though? I'm kind of hungry.

[2curlydogs]

Look. We ALL KNOW what some fast food workers do to your food.

So why would you eat something that makes it easier for them to do that? Because that sauce right there? Is just a method of hiding bodily fluids. And you know it.

[Velar Fricative]

What did Filipinos ever do to deserve this?

[pixy0stix]

Who is going to be our board sacrifice to order this and report back?

I call not it!

[2curlydogs]

Jan 26, 2015 17:12:51 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Who is going to be our board sacrifice to order this and report back?

I call not it!

*touches nose*

ETA: I don't eat hot dogs to begin with. Ick.

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 26, 2015 17:12:51 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Who is going to be our board sacrifice to order this and report back?

I call not it!

I only taste test heavily sugared items and things that appear on Jack inthe Box's stoner menu.

[Skyesthelimit1212]

I like to think even Andrew Zimmern wouldn't eat this.

[msmerymac]

Jan 26, 2015 17:05:39 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

What did Filipinos ever do to deserve this?

It's yet the latest example of US imperialism against the Philippines.