H IS RUINING MY ENTIRE NIGHT.

[trafficgirl]

Oooh, I love me some Property Brothers.

Remind NH that he needs to see his friends more often. Like tonight.

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NH needs to think of all of the people stuck inside with the blizzard and go out and celebrate life. Tonight.

[emerald59]

Oh man, no, I'd be SO FAR beyond disappointed. What's so special about eating at home, anyway? My H does this, too. I stay at home, so EVERY friggin' meal, for me, is "eaten at home"--while he gets to eat out at least for lunch every day.

My H used to travel all of the time, and it got old. BUT, now that he NEVER goes out of town anymore, I welcome the nights when he's gone. I can eat what I want, watch what I want, and take up the whole. dang. bed. if I want to. Yesss.

[ginap]

I recently watched all of the Property Brothers and Property Brothers Buying and Selling and my H kept calling it my house porn. I'm sorry your H is the worst and is ruining your night.

[candyland]

My DH did the same thing tonight. Please DH, go play with your friends!

[dirtyred]

I hate it when my DH backs out of a night away from home.  How am I supposed to watch TV in bed while snarfing cookie dough if he's there?

[pantsparty]

H just left for a trip and I'm SO EXCITED to get caught up on Downton Abbey and It's Always Sunny tonight.

[slimshamy]

You have two choices.

You either race home now and make sure he is locked out of your house so he has no choice but to go out.

OR, you can just keep your plans with yourself and tell him to suck it if he whines.

Husbands. Ruining all the fun forfuckingever.

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I love Hot Tub Time Machine. Compromise & eat takeout while you watch his movie?

[bab]

Pretend you have diarrhea and tell him it's better if he steers clear.


WIN

[panicked]

Jan 26, 2015 17:57:36 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Jan 26, 2015 17:55:30 GMT -5 ginap said:

I recently watched all of the Property Brothers and Property Brothers Buying and Selling and my H kept calling it my house porn. I'm sorry your H is the worst and is ruining your night.

He HAAAAATES the Property Brothers.  So if I have it on while he's out there he'll just whine and be all "turn it offffffff OMG I haaaaaaate this shoooooow".

GO INTO THE BASEMENT AND WATCH FUTURAMA AND LEAVE ME ALONE, DAMNIT.

Noooooo!!!! Go watch Futurama with him!!!!

[isabel]

I hate it when they do that. Jerks.

[moolarkey]

Tell him you already have plans, he's welcome to join you but you aren't changing them.

[cheeseandcrackers]

That's a funny movie!

[Deleted]

I do love Futurama but seriously he needs to leave you alone. MH never goes anywhere so I get SO DAMN EXCITED when he says he's going to hang out with his cousin or friends. Then he's all "I'll be home in time for dinner" and he always f'in is when he says that and I'm like "I was deciding what flavor Ben and Jerry's I was having already. GO. AWAAAAY."

Tell him you need a night alone. He can stay in the house but it's every man for himself. Get your take out. He can order what he wants. Then he goes to the basement and you pretend he's not there. No judgments.

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Posted too late. YAY FOR YOU!

[ECB]

Yay for you! And yes, I've felt these feelings too. And it happens often due to DHs schedule. I'll think I have a night to myself and boom "we have no work, Im coming home". NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! well, would love to see you, but NOOOOOO!!!!

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Jan 26, 2015 18:12:30 GMT -5 @beachbella said:

Jan 26, 2015 18:00:38 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

I love Hot Tub Time Machine. Compromise & eat takeout while you watch his movie?

This completely misses the point on the hot brothers. That is the main point of the night.

No compromising on this one!

I don't think they are hot.... I think they are creepy.....

*ducks flying objects*

[hisno1girl]

Jan 26, 2015 18:08:59 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

NOW HE'S GOING AFTER ALL.

I AM SO EXCITED. CAPS MODE INITIATED. COMMENCE FACE STUFFAGE AND HOUSE PORN IMBIBEMENT.

I love it when you go into CAPS LOCK mode!

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Jan 26, 2015 18:42:03 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

Jan 26, 2015 18:08:59 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

NOW HE'S GOING AFTER ALL.

I AM SO EXCITED. CAPS MODE INITIATED. COMMENCE FACE STUFFAGE AND HOUSE PORN IMBIBEMENT.

I love it when you go into CAPS LOCK mode!

SHIT GETS REAL IN CAPS LOCK MODE.

[BlackCanary]

Jan 26, 2015 18:08:59 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

NOW HE'S GOING AFTER ALL.

I AM SO EXCITED. CAPS MODE INITIATED. COMMENCE FACE STUFFAGE AND HOUSE PORN IMBIBEMENT.

WOOOO!!!! (high5)