"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Also, my H had a professor in college that somehow got on the topic of pubic hair and told the whole class that if you prefer a woman bald then you are automatically a pedophile.
This caused some serious turmoil for 19yo Mr. Wambam lol.