IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF FIFTEEN, DO NOT WEAR THOSE BELL ANKLETS. IN PARTICULAR, DO NOT WEAR THEM TO WORK. Say, TO AN OFFICE. LIKE A LAW FIRM.
I'm going to kill someone.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring ring RINGRINGRINGRING
I have a visceral aversion to ankle bells. My mother wore them 24/7, including during her extramarital affairs while my sister and I were at home with her, in another room. How's that for Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring ring RINGRINGRINGRING? I feel sick every time I hear them.
IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF FIFTEEN, DO NOT WEAR THOSE BELL ANKLETS. IN PARTICULAR, DO NOT WEAR THEM TO WORK. Say, TO AN OFFICE. LIKE A LAW FIRM.
I'm going to kill someone.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring ring RINGRINGRINGRING
I have a visceral aversion to ankle bells. My mother wore them 24/7, including during her extramarital affairs while my sister and I were at home with her, in another room. How's that for Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring ring RINGRINGRINGRING? I feel sick every time I hear them.
Suitcase goes where the wind blows... She might just find herself in a law office one day...filing papers.... No idea how she got there.... Last thing she remembers is she was in a field tripping balls... Now she's sipping Starbucks for the man. As soon as she can find the door of she will split... Where is that door now?
No idea. But my guess is someone came in wearing one and looked ridiculous, and they made it a rule. I work at a bank with like 100K US employees. Its very bizarre and so specific that something must have happened, somewhere.
I have a couple of these and some of them look like bowties. Could have been that?
Nice thing about my hair is it's already blindingly neon so a huge bow doesn't phase anyone!
No idea. But my guess is someone came in wearing one and looked ridiculous, and they made it a rule. I work at a bank with like 100K US employees. Its very bizarre and so specific that something must have happened, somewhere.
I have a couple of these and some of them look like bowties. Could have been that?
Nice thing about my hair is it's already blindingly neon so a huge bow doesn't phase anyone!
Is your neighbor peeking over the cubicle?
And LHC, did your file clerk miss where she is jimgle jangling? You should have told her - brightly- "I don't think Partner X Likes being disturbed by bells." And then let her do with that as she likes.
(I wanted to use winteringly, but unfortunately, this seemed to call for brightly. I am trying to work out proper use of the antonyms though).
Was this the vanilla body spray person? I feel like only someone who would douse themselves in vanilla body spray would have the nerve to wear a jingly anklet to work.
No idea. But my guess is someone came in wearing one and looked ridiculous, and they made it a rule. I work at a bank with like 100K US employees. Its very bizarre and so specific that something must have happened, somewhere.
I have a couple of these and some of them look like bowties. Could have been that?
Nice thing about my hair is it's already blindingly neon so a huge bow doesn't phase anyone!
No, we wear uniforms, and men have to wear company issued neck or bowties. The bowties are pretied, and have the strap that goes around the neck. So maybe someone wore it like a headband?
At my last job one of my fellow executive assistants had a charm bracelet that was noisy like that. It was annoying but she was horrible and I was thankful for the advanced notice so I could remember something super urgent in thr opposite direction.