I'm going to yell your dick smells like cheetos the next time dh tries to push my head down in his crotch. Maybe he'll get self conscious and quit thinking that crap is funny.
"Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley
I'm dying because for some reason I was craving Cheetos so badly today that I pulled over at some sketchy gas station and plunked down $1.35 on the counter. Eating them was like the highlight of my day. #gimmethed
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I'm dying because for some reason I was craving Cheetos so badly today that I pulled over at some sketchy gas station and plunked down $1.35 on the counter. Eating them was like the highlight of my day. #gimmethed
Damn you, insom.
I love cheetos. I can see how a dick smelling like Cheeots is disgusting, but it also sounds pretty fantastic. lol