(NSFW) Your Dick Smells Like Cheetos and ...

[Jermys]

I wish BGD was my real life friend. Her and Awesomely Luvvie and the chick from Bitches Gotta Eat.

[josieposy]

I thought that's what the grapefruit was for.

[Vespasia]

Jan 27, 2015 18:53:21 GMT -5 Dig Ophelia said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:51:45 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I thought that's what the grapefruit was for.

What grapefruit?

Ask and ye shall receive. Very NSFW, must watch with sound. 

dangerousminds.net/comments/auntie_angel_teaches_ladies_how_to_perform_the_grapefruit_blowjob_technique


I feel like I'm just following you around and quoting tonight. *creeper*

[josieposy]

Jan 27, 2015 18:53:21 GMT -5 Dig Ophelia said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:51:45 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I thought that's what the grapefruit was for.

What grapefruit?

Uhhhh......nothing.....

*angel*

[panicked]

I've grapefruited. It makes the task about 10000 times easier and faster.

[Deleted]

Omfg. I just watched the grapefruit video. This is my ghost posting. I'm dead. Fantastic

[panicked]

Jan 27, 2015 19:16:03 GMT -5 Dig Ophelia said:

Jan 27, 2015 19:01:12 GMT -5 Vespasia said:

Ask and ye shall receive. Very NSFW, must watch with sound. 

dangerousminds.net/comments/auntie_angel_teaches_ladies_how_to_perform_the_grapefruit_blowjob_technique


I feel like I'm just following you around and quoting tonight. *creeper*

Ew, grapefruit is so nasty.  *gag*   I could do an orange though. 

Must try this, thanks for being a creeper!  lol 

Food with sex is like one of the only things that actually grosses me out.  Has anyone actually done "the grapefruit" and was the response positive? 

 eta:  panicked answered me already. lol

Whatever demon sounds she's making in that video though? Yeah, don't do that.

[Velvetshady]

Jan 27, 2015 19:29:26 GMT -5 Dig Ophelia said:

Jan 27, 2015 19:26:01 GMT -5 panicked said:

Whatever demon sounds she's making in that video though? Yeah, don't do that.

But isn't it every man's dream to get a blow job from Darth Vader?  ...Or was that Princess Leia?  Well, it's one of those two!   

Just depends on the man.

[pixy0stix]

She says the sounds are part of the experience. The vibrations and such.

[redwino]

I'm going to yell your dick smells like cheetos the next time dh tries to push my head down in his crotch. Maybe he'll get self conscious and quit thinking that crap is funny.

[gpw]

Jan 27, 2015 19:04:44 GMT -5 panicked said:

I've grapefruited. It makes the task about 10000 times easier and faster.

Am I the only one who saw this?

[insominac]

I'm dying because for some reason I was craving Cheetos so badly today that I pulled over at some sketchy gas station and plunked down $1.35 on the counter. Eating them was like the highlight of my day. #gimmethed

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

I love this thread. We should come up with our own responses too!

My girl says she won't suck my dick till I start going down on her but I don't like the smell. #IBlameFeminism

[panicked]

Jan 27, 2015 22:29:19 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Jan 27, 2015 22:26:10 GMT -5 gpw said:

Am I the only one who saw this?

No no, I saw it too. I saw it too.

There's nothing wrong with getting my daily requirement of vitamin c while also having some fun in bed.

[wawa]

Jan 28, 2015 7:35:13 GMT -5 panicked said:

Jan 27, 2015 22:29:19 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

No no, I saw it too. I saw it too.

There's nothing wrong with getting my daily requirement of vitamin c while also having some fun in bed.

Wait, actually in bed?  Did you put a tarp down or something?  grapefruits give off a lot of juice. 

And then...he was all sticky, yes?  So he immediately showered? 

[panicked]

Jan 28, 2015 8:31:11 GMT -5 wawa said:

Jan 28, 2015 7:35:13 GMT -5 panicked said:

There's nothing wrong with getting my daily requirement of vitamin c while also having some fun in bed.

Wait, actually in bed?  Did you put a tarp down or something?  grapefruits give off a lot of juice. 

And then...he was all sticky, yes?  So he immediately showered? 

A towel, usually. And then yes, a shower.

[wawa]

Jan 28, 2015 8:40:14 GMT -5 panicked said:

Jan 28, 2015 8:31:11 GMT -5 wawa said:

Wait, actually in bed?  Did you put a tarp down or something?  grapefruits give off a lot of juice. 

And then...he was all sticky, yes?  So he immediately showered? 

A towel, usually. And then yes, a shower.

Huh.  Thanks for the info. 

[insominac]

Jan 28, 2015 8:01:09 GMT -5 @songforyou said:

Jan 28, 2015 2:14:06 GMT -5 insominac said:

I'm dying because for some reason I was craving Cheetos so badly today that I pulled over at some sketchy gas station and plunked down $1.35 on the counter. Eating them was like the highlight of my day. #gimmethed

 Damn you, insom.

I love cheetos. I can see how a dick smelling like Cheeots is disgusting, but it also sounds pretty fantastic. lol