"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
All of them sounded appropriate. However, mine have gotten worse and worse over the years.
I especially like the angry at how bf brushes teeth and then cries because she has to go to work. That exact scenario may or may not have happened in my household before....
Mine really vary from swampy to the cigarette one to feeling like there is a war in my uterus and the bits spill out at the wrong time - in waterfall form.
In other words, some periods are mild and some are gut-wrenching and I want to stay home curled in a ball from the pain. And murder people.
ETA - they totally missed period shits on day 2. Or am I the only one who gets them?