I'm not sure I've ever complained about my husband here...

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...but there's a first for everything.

Last night, I got home at 7:30.  7:30!  That's not even late!  I told him beforehand my ETA would be between 7 and 8.

He was so angry and ridiculous and said I had no respect for his time and that his time was important, too, and yadda yadda yadda.

Um.  YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN COLORADO TODAY THROUGH MONDAY, AND ONLY MONDAY IS FOR WORK.  YOU ARE GOING TO SMOKE UP ALL WEEKEND WITH YOUR FRIEND, WHILE I'M GOING TO BE ALONE WITH THE BABY.  YOU DID IT FOR 2.5 HOURS.  I'LL DO IT FOR 2.5 DAYS.

Ah.

I feel better now.

[ErinExpat]

That's weird.

Did he have plans, or what?

Lol, you got home when you said you would.

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Jan 31, 2015 13:18:19 GMT -5 ErinExpat said:

That's weird.

Did he have plans, or what?

Lol, you got home when you said you would.

He had no plans.

He had notice since Monday!

[Elsa]

Ohhhh Mr Miso. You are WRONG.

Sorry miso. Even the best husbands are stupid sometimes.

[Deleted]

To his credit, he did apologize this morning.

AND THEN LEFT FOR THE AIRPORT FOR HIS POT WEEKEND.

[pantsparty]

Sorry miso

Didn't he spring a Superbowl party on you once? Maybe he gets a little illogical during Superbowl weekend. LOL.

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Jan 31, 2015 13:20:12 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Sorry miso

Didn't he spring a Suoerbowl party on you once? Maybe he gets a little illogical during Superbowl weekend. LOL.

OMG, yes, he did!

What a fucking weirdo he is!  LOL.

[EmilieMadison]

So he really was MrMisoAngry!

[pagas]

Team you, obviously

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Jan 31, 2015 13:19:01 GMT -5 Elsa said:

Ohhhh Mr Miso. You are WRONG.

Sorry miso. Even the best husbands are stupid sometimes.

Jan 31, 2015 13:23:11 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

So he really was MrMisoAngry!

And you guys have both met him, so you know how strange this behavior is!

Well, in the grand scheme of things, it was pretty small.  If this is my complaint, I suppose I'm lucky.  Hahahaha.

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Jan 31, 2015 13:24:59 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

Still planning on having another? :-p

Only if it can care for itself!  Ugh.

[Elsa]

Send him on his way to CO with some extra cash to help him forget the whole thing. Lol

[usuallylurking]

How dare you give sufficient notice AND arrive when you said you would!

I think you once complained he didn't get more than 3 of Jack in the Box's donuts. Lol. I only remember because thanks to that post I discovered their donuts.

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Jan 31, 2015 13:32:18 GMT -5 usuallylurking said:

How dare you give sufficient notice AND arrive when you said you would!

I think you once complained he didn't get more than 3 of Jack in the Box's donuts. Lol. I only remember because thanks to that post I discovered their donuts.

This is hilarious.

My complaints are so dumb.  LOL.

[EmilieMadison]

Jan 31, 2015 13:27:40 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jan 31, 2015 13:19:01 GMT -5 Elsa said:

Ohhhh Mr Miso. You are WRONG.

Sorry miso. Even the best husbands are stupid sometimes.

Jan 31, 2015 13:23:11 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

So he really was MrMisoAngry!

And you guys have both met him, so you know how strange this behavior is!

Well, in the grand scheme of things, it was pretty small.  If this is my complaint, I suppose I'm lucky.  Hahahaha.

Yes, this definitely doesn't seem like typical MrMiso behaviour. But I guess we all get to be wackos once in a while, right? 

[speckledfrog]

You must have been harshing his pre-buzz.

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I'm with @cse1960, he needs to bring you home some yummy edibles. Team Miso.

[cville]

PREACH.

Unreasonable shit like this makes me SO RAGEY. I have never hated my husband more than when he came home from 3 days away (granted: work related, he couldn't come home sooner), during which time L had a stomach virus so horrible I took her to the ER for dehydration that she subsequently gave to me. He walks in the door, mentions he's tired and what do I think about him grabbing a nap, and then says "wow, it really looks messy in here."


STAB STAB STAB.

[cville]

Jan 31, 2015 13:43:38 GMT -5 @beagle said:

Jan 31, 2015 13:41:58 GMT -5 cville said:

PREACH.

Unreasonable shit like this makes me SO RAGEY. I have never hated my husband more than when he came home from 3 days away (granted: work related, he couldn't come home sooner), during which time L had a stomach virus so horrible I took her to the ER for dehydration that she subsequently gave to me. He walks in the door, mentions he's tired and what do I think about him grabbing a nap, and then says "wow, it really looks messy in here."


STAB STAB STAB.

And he's still alive? :::adds cville to the list of people to nominate for sainthood:::

Lol.  I can't remember what I said but I'm sure the words "fuck" and "vomit" and "hospital" and "unreasonable" were used.  He apologized immediately and didn't take the nap.



ETA:  also, let's get real.  3/4 times, I'm the one being unreasonable.  HA ha ha.

[flex]

Did you hand MrMisoBooHoo a tissue when he raged on you?

[Deleted]

I have been waiting for this day. WAITING.

I was starting to think your H was sub-human

[eb777888]

Oh, so he's not perfect??? Haha. I love Misohusband. But you are right.

[lilafowler]

Counseling. STAT.

[fuckyourcouch]

Tell me where he is staying, and I will drive there and smack him with a sock full of oranges.

And I will confiscate his pot.

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Jan 31, 2015 16:07:15 GMT -5 fields said:

I have been waiting for this day. WAITING.

I was starting to think your H was sub-human

Sub-human?

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Jan 31, 2015 17:38:33 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Tell me where he is staying, and I will drive there and smack him with a sock full of oranges.

And I will confiscate his pot.

LOL.  He's at his friend's house.

You should go sock him, too.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 31, 2015 18:17:56 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jan 31, 2015 17:38:33 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Tell me where he is staying, and I will drive there and smack him with a sock full of oranges.

And I will confiscate his pot.

LOL.  He's at his friend's house.

You should go sock him, too.

[fryjack2]

I'm so jealous of your H's trip.

And obviously he was acting like a jerk.

Unjustifiably annoyed person over here too. I got upset at my H for spending longer at the hospital than he anticipated. Like he has control over patients coming into the ER or something. I apologized and am currently on my way to pick up a dessert for him. I get out of the twin war zone for a bit and he gets goodies. I think I'm still coming out ahead even though I was the jerk.

[jigsy]

DTMF!