We are at Meijer and thus lady is using the self checkout lanes with a cart full of groceries and a stack of coupons. The store is packed. I chose the wrong line.
Post by DotAndBuzz on Jan 31, 2015 18:01:37 GMT -5
Meijer self check out on a Saturday is like the 5th circle of Hell. Add in a snow storm, and day before the super bowl? EFF that. You're a brave woman.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
Last day of the month plus impending snow plus super bowl meant I went early this morning.
I knew I'd be that lady in the self check out with the coupons plus reusable bags (which make me weird here) and didn't feel like being there in the rush. I'm a fast checker-outter though...
Yeah we finally made it. I should have went later but I didn't want to drive because I wanted wine. We had 17 items. Next time I am lying and going through the 12 items or less line.
Last time I checked it said 3-5" here. I went to Meijer for superbowl snacks and was enlightened that it's now 8-12". It was a war zone and I also got stuck at self checkout for 20 minutes. Ughhhh
I'm planning to go grocery shopping at 11 tonight.
H handed me a hot chocolate and Bailey's at 10, so I got drunk and had sex instead.
I snuck off at 8 this morning, and it was slammed with fellow football-loving, snow-fearing heathens. And it was really weird, because instead of everyone being in a AAAH GTFO OF MY WAY, I'M A NASCAR DRIVER mindset, everyone would get in 5-way tangles and take forever to get out of them because of all the, "After you!"s and "Oh, no, I couldn't!"s.
I think all these chucklefucks have decided to give up because we're all going to die. Apparently no one in NEPA has ever handled 2 8"+ snowstorms in one week before.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby