What Hollywood Keeps Getting Wrong About the Female Orgasm

[AJL]

Yeah.. O face isn't as pretty as the movies make it out to be. They never really show men and their orgasm faces. Why? NOT PRETTY. lol!

[summer]

  Um.... I don't need need 20-40 minutes. If you know what you are doing, we can be done in 5.  *shrugs* anecdotes always win, right? 

[kapoentje]

Feb 2, 2015 17:19:17 GMT -5 AJL said:

Yeah.. O face isn't as pretty as the movies make it out to be. They never really show men and their orgasm faces. Why? NOT PRETTY. lol!

Damn hilarious, is what they are.

[summer]

I read this and immediately thought of Scandal. Olivia stay making an O face. Though Shonda is good about implying that there is a lot of oral and manual going on.

[kapoentje]

Officially jealous of summer & @soudesafinado

#itaketime

[elleblue]

Feb 2, 2015 17:23:00 GMT -5 summer said:

  Um.... I don't need need 20-40 minutes. If you know what you are doing, we can be done in 5.  *shrugs* anecdotes always win, right? 

I can be quick too, but that's not always the case. For me it correlates directly to where I am in my hormonal cycle as well as if I was mentally "stimulated" prior (anticipation, suggestions, etc). Sometimes I am a slow burn and other times closer to spontaneous combustion. lol 

[sparkythelawyer]

Feb 2, 2015 17:19:17 GMT -5 AJL said:

Yeah.. O face isn't as pretty as the movies make it out to be. They never really show men and their orgasm faces. Why? NOT PRETTY. lol!

Because most men climaxing sortof make the same face as Kermit the Frog?  That's been my observation anyway...

[MrsAxilla]

Feb 2, 2015 17:24:55 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Feb 2, 2015 17:23:00 GMT -5 summer said:

  Um.... I don't need need 20-40 minutes. If you know what you are doing, we can be done in 5.  *shrugs* anecdotes always win, right? 

::sits next to Summer and sips tea::

#blessed

[elleblue]

Feb 2, 2015 17:31:49 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

I am a quiet lover and I have wondered if that bothers my partner. But if shit is feeling good I'm in my head enjoying it and if I start talking it ain't good to me. My XH said if I started talking that was his wrap it up music. LOL

And I never fake. No. You will never figure out how to please me if I let you think what you are doing is enough.

I'm quiet too, bordering on silent sometimes and I'm not talking about the verbal aspect. lol Very rarely will I make noise or be loud, though that has been known to happen on occasion. 

[bugandbibs]

I want to be done in 10 minutes at all times. (Hopefully) it's all the same in the end- I've never understood wanting to draw it out.

[AJL]

Feb 2, 2015 17:32:12 GMT -5 sparkythelawyer said:

Feb 2, 2015 17:19:17 GMT -5 AJL said:

Yeah.. O face isn't as pretty as the movies make it out to be. They never really show men and their orgasm faces. Why? NOT PRETTY. lol!

Because most men climaxing sortof make the same face as Kermit the Frog?  That's been my observation anyway...

[ttt]

It's funny that the article mentions how women always orgasm during sex on screen. I was watching an old Wire episode recently where Pearlman and Mcnulty have sex and she doesn't orgasm and it felt so realistic and not-Hollywood that it made me realize "hey you never really see that."

[ttt]

Feb 2, 2015 17:33:01 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Feb 2, 2015 17:31:44 GMT -5 elleblue said:

I can be quick too, but that's not always the case. For me it correlates directly to where I am in my hormonal cycle as well as if I was mentally "stimulated" prior (anticipation, suggestions, etc). Sometimes I am a slow burn and other times closer to spontaneous combustion. lol 

Yes, I'd say I'm more this too, if you've been tuning me up all day via text etc. and then do the exact right thing? Five mins. If I was washing dishes and you come in rubbing my ass and try to stick it to me? Imma need some time. LOL

I want to like this so many times. Why is this so hard for men to understand?

[summer]

Feb 2, 2015 17:42:46 GMT -5 bugandbibs said:

I want to be done in 10 minutes at all times. (Hopefully) it's all the same in the end- I've never understood wanting to draw it out.

This is so me. I've often been told I'm like a dude that way.

[gault]

This is an important article that all college-aged men and women should read.

I am noisy, and a few times people have assumed I got there already after a few minutes. No, man. I'm not on tv. Orgasm noise does not necessarily mean orgasm.

[josieposy]

Feb 2, 2015 17:32:12 GMT -5 sparkythelawyer said:

Feb 2, 2015 17:19:17 GMT -5 AJL said:

Yeah.. O face isn't as pretty as the movies make it out to be. They never really show men and their orgasm faces. Why? NOT PRETTY. lol!

Because most men climaxing sortof make the same face as Kermit the Frog?  That's been my observation anyway...

Okay I laughed literally out loud at this.

I truthfully don't have a problem with this most of the time. It's not 100% but I'm not complaining.

[cookiemdough]

Lol that women are like crock pots.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

I tend to be quiet too and it's frustrating when I'm with someone who needs a lot of noise and wants to ask questions because I'm like "all of that is making is hard for me to get off, friend. I'm overstimulated. Shut up and just do the thing."

And apparently my face looks pained. Like John Mayer pained orgasm guitar playing faces. Doesn't look like pleasure at all. Looks like someone punched me in the gunt.

[Deleted]

Feb 2, 2015 17:56:44 GMT -5 summer said:

Feb 2, 2015 17:42:46 GMT -5 bugandbibs said:

I want to be done in 10 minutes at all times. (Hopefully) it's all the same in the end- I've never understood wanting to draw it out.

This is so me. I've often been told I'm like a dude that way.

I want to be done in 2 min. But sometimes it takes some time. I don't want to draw it out

[FloFTW]

I remember liking Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. But I can't remember why now.

[jigsy]

I feel #blessed to be in the small pool of women who can orgasm with just penetration...I mean, I love the other stimuli, but just a peen up in there will do it too.

[AAM2012]

Feb 2, 2015 17:31:49 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

I am a quiet lover and I have wondered if that bothers my partner. But if shit is feeling good I'm in my head enjoying it and if I start talking it ain't good to me. My XH said if I started talking that was his wrap it up music. LOL

And I never fake. No. You will never figure out how to please me if I let you think what you are doing is enough.

I literally LOL'ed and pictured:

"Oh honey..can you remind me to pick up some dog food at the store tomorrow..."

[foundmylazybum]

Feb 2, 2015 17:56:44 GMT -5 summer said:

Feb 2, 2015 17:42:46 GMT -5 bugandbibs said:

I want to be done in 10 minutes at all times. (Hopefully) it's all the same in the end- I've never understood wanting to draw it out.

This is so me. I've often been told I'm like a dude that way.

I have a busy day to attend to!

[ttt]

Feb 2, 2015 21:16:45 GMT -5 jigsy said:

I feel #blessed to be in the small pool of women who can orgasm with just penetration...I mean, I love the other stimuli, but just a peen up in there will do it too.

We are the 8%.

[laurenpetro]

Feb 2, 2015 17:31:49 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

I am a quiet lover and I have wondered if that bothers my partner. But if shit is feeling good I'm in my head enjoying it and if I start talking it ain't good to me. My XH said if I started talking that was his wrap it up music. LOL

And I never fake. No. You will never figure out how to please me if I let you think what you are doing is enough.

Eh. Sometimes I'm not really in the mood but I'll do it anyway and fake to finish up. H pretends to like going to cooking stores for me so I feel like it's my version of that

That said, I totally made that face last night.