For real confessions

[lilafowler]

Once I sold a chick blank blotter paper that she thought was acid.

[lilafowler]

Lol
Is this too late for this shit?

[vicky]

Lol.

Uh.

I don't know what to follow up with that.

[Marle]

Too late in my life. I don't know about the time at night.

[hisno1girl]

I'm super high right now. For real. It's aweeeesoooommmmme!!!!!

[lilafowler]

I
Got the drunks

[sugarbear]

I cried at work today. That's not nearly as good as fake acid, but...

[lilafowler]

Feb 26, 2015 23:24:45 GMT -5 vicky said:

Lol.

Uh.

I don't know what to follow up with that.

I was 17!!!!! This was MANY moons ago.

[W.T.Faulkner]

I'm not drunk or high, sadly!

[sugarbear]

Feb 26, 2015 23:33:25 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

(((sugarbear)))

Thanks

[W.T.Faulkner]

Feb 26, 2015 23:26:43 GMT -5 sugarbear said:

I cried at work today. That's not nearly as good as fake acid, but...

You teach middle school, don't you?

:beer: :drink: :beer: :drink:

[lilafowler]

:-<

[lime]

((sugarbear))

[Deleted]

((sugarbear)) My confession is that I plan to drink straight from the bottle once I finish this damn paper. I need to get off here and get back to work...blah....

[olegregg]

Hey, sugarbear, hugs...

[studytime45]

I'm for real bottling up all my emotions right now and I know that's unhealthy but I'm trying to cope.

I also had an oreo Mc flurry tonight.

And then came home and watched say yes to the dress. FML.

[olegregg]

I'm drunk, too lilafowler. But, I am usually when hanging out here (most nights).

[alicenelson]

Feb 26, 2015 23:22:56 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Once I sold a chick blank blotter paper that she thought was acid.

Damn it, I just KNEW I wasn't *feeling* it!  I want my money back.

[lexxasaurus]

I sold blank blotter paper and fake pills too. Oh dumb younger kids, they didn't question it.

I also spilled liquid LSD on my hands once. Wiped it off on my pants, thought nothing of it, UNTIL I STARTED TRIPPING BALLS. That whole absorbed-through-your-skin thing is true, and quite inconvenient.

[Deleted]

I just ate a Filet o' Fish.

Including the bun.

Diabetes, here I come.

[Jermys]

I once sold a freshman ditch weed laced with throat spray. Goddamn noob.

[Deleted]

Feb 27, 2015 0:51:48 GMT -5 farmvillelover said:

Feb 27, 2015 0:50:03 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I just ate a Filet o' Fish.

Including the bun.

Diabetes, here I come.

so worth the diabeetus

I did Pilates today.

Evens out.

[flex]

How was the Pilates?

[sofamonkey]

I may get fired from my job. Or have to quit. Over pay. And it's fine, but I don't want to go through the job search shit AGAIN.

Actually, I say it's fine, but it isn't. I say that a lot, but I should stop. I just tend to do that until I find a safe time/place to fall apart. I haven't found a place yet & I am cracking a bit. And blah & blah. Wine. Whine. Wine.

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Feb 27, 2015 0:59:45 GMT -5 flex said:

How was the Pilates?

Not my fave. LOL.

[laceylaplante]

I sent Internet creeps to the house of a girl that was making my life hell in high school.

[btay]

Feb 27, 2015 8:30:51 GMT -5 laceylaplante said:

I sent Internet creeps to the house of a girl that was making my life hell in high school.

 At first I thought Internet creeps were a new kind of flower.  I need to go back to bed

[laceylaplante]

Feb 27, 2015 8:33:07 GMT -5 TR said:

Feb 27, 2015 8:30:51 GMT -5 laceylaplante said:

I sent Internet creeps to the house of a girl that was making my life hell in high school.

Go on...

She would inform me daily about how my ex boyfriend left me for her because I was overweight and she was not. Would throw things at me in the hall. The breaking point was when I was in a bathroom stall and she dumped a bunch of diet pills over the top of the stall with her friends cackling away.

So, I went home, stole some of my mom's freezer vodka got lit, and went onto the local AOL chat rooms. I talked filthy dirty to about 15 different guys and gave them all her name and address saying I wanted the real thing. Through rumors (never knew for sure) I found out she got in trouble with her parents for being in adult chat rooms. So I'm guessing at least one showed up.

She still messed with me until the next school year when I came back back from summer break 15lbs lighter. But at least I got to pay her back a little bit for making my life hell that year.

[W.T.Faulkner]

Feb 27, 2015 8:55:24 GMT -5 laceylaplante said:

Feb 27, 2015 8:33:07 GMT -5 TR said:

Go on...

She would inform me daily about how my ex boyfriend left me for her because I was overweight and she was not. Would throw things at me in the hall. The breaking point was when I was in a bathroom stall and she dumped a bunch of diet pills over the top of the stall with her friends cackling away.

So, I went home, stole some of my mom's freezer vodka got lit, and went onto the local AOL chat rooms. I talked filthy dirty to about 15 different guys and gave them all her name and address saying I wanted the real thing. Through rumors (never knew for sure) I found out she got in trouble with her parents for being in adult chat rooms. So I'm guessing at least one showed up.

She still messed with me until the next school year when I came back back from summer break 15lbs lighter. But at least I got to pay her back a little bit for making my life hell that year.

I get that you were a kid, and that she tortured you, and that you probably realize this now...

But ho-lee-fucking-shittttttt, that was a colossal mistake on your part. That could have ended horribly. I am so glad she didn't get murdered. Seriously, that is the stuff of nightmares.  THIS IS WHY I AM TERRIFIED OF THE INTERNETS IN THE HANDS OF MY TEENAGE STUDENTS.

TOP THAT CONFESSION, MLers!

[smock]

Yeah, that takes the "for a good time call" prank to a whole different level.